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Flash
Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have flash.
Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery.

Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
[+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash.
[–3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

Brave Heart — Whenever you attack, target attacking historic creature gets +1/+1 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Doctor's companion

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step.
Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Tember City deals 1 damage to that player.
Whenever chaos ensues, each other player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice.

As Temp of the Damned enters, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.

Remove Tempest Efreet from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante.
{T}, Sacrifice Tempest Efreet: Target opponent may pay 10 life. If that player doesn't, they reveal a card at random from their hand. Exchange ownership of the revealed card and Tempest Efreet. Put the revealed card into your hand and Tempest Efreet from anywhere into that player's graveyard. This change in ownership is permanent.

{T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast instant or sorcery spells.
Whenever you cast your third spell each turn, exile a random card from your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.

{T}: You gain 1 life. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase.
When chaos ensues, reverse the game's turn order. Then planeswalk.

Each player may draw up to two cards. For each card less than two a player draws this way, that player gains 2 life.

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
{T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}. If you don't have the city's blessing, you lose 1 life.

Whenever you roll the planar die, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control gain flying until end of turn.

When Tenacious Pup enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. You get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter, trample counter, and vigilance counter on it."

When Tenured Inkcaster enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

{T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature or planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.
Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls with a bounty counter on it is dealt damage, destroy it.

Flash
Haste
You may ignore the words "Activate only as a sorcery" while activating abilities.

[+1]: Up to one target creature's base power perpetually becomes equal to its toughness. It perpetually gains "This creature can attack as though it didn't have defender."
[–2]: Conjure a card named Lumbering Lightshield onto the battlefield.
[–6]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, return target white creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You gain life equal to its toughness."

Starting intensity 0
When Teysa enters, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying. Teysa intensifies by 1.
Spirits you control get +X/+0, where X is Teysa's intensity.
At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Teysa. If you do, at the beginning of your next upkeep, return Teysa to the battlefield under its owner's control and it gains haste.

Exile three random cards from your library face down and look at them. For as long as they remain exiled, you may play one of those cards.

Ward—You get two poison counters.
Annihilator X, where X is the total number of poison counters your opponents have.
When you cast That Which Was Compleated, you may put a card an opponent owns in exile into their graveyard. If you do, they get two poison counters.

Transform all artifacts and Phyrexian creatures on their front face. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures other than Phyrexians. (Only double-faced cards and tokens can be transformed.)

Double team
When Thayan Evokers enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Lightning Bolt into your hand, then discard a card.
Whenever you conjure one or more cards, put a +1/+1 counter on Thayan Evokers.

At the beginning of your first main phase, read aloud the name, mana cost, type line, power, and toughness of a card in your hand, except lie about one of them. Each opponent simultaneously guesses which one is incorrect. Then reveal the card. Each opponent who guessed incorrectly loses 3 life. You may discard that card and draw a card. (They can't look it up or ask for help as this ability is resolving. Nice try, though.)

When you planeswalk to The Aether Flues and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle all other cards revealed this way into your library.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.