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When Stimulus Package enters, create two Treasure tokens.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. Scry 1.

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Exploit
When Stitched Assistant exploits a creature, scry 2, then draw a card.

Stocking Tiger enters with a sealed Magic booster pack under it.
When Stocking Tiger deals combat damage to a player, unwrap the booster pack and put it into your hand.

{T}: Destroy target tapped nonblack creature. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Flying
When Stone Drake enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Distract — Tap target land. Draw a card.
• Enthrall — Target player discards a card for each spell you've cast this turn.

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.

First strike

Flying, Vigilance
When this creature enters, return all non-Dragon creatures to their owners' hands.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile any number of target players' graveyards. Draw a card.

Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

When you cast this spell, copy it for each kind of counter among permanents you control. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Flying, vigilance
Ceaseless Tempest — Whenever Storm deals combat damage to a player, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn has storm.

Each creature card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard.
Whenever chaos ensues, detain target creature an opponent controls.

Equipped creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, conjure a card named Ball Lightning onto the battlefield tapped and attacking."
Equip—Pay 3 life.

When Stormkeld Curator enters, you may put any number of Aura cards from your graveyard and/or hand onto the battlefield attached to it.

Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn. You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.

Vigilance, trample
Grenades! — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose a player at random. When you do, Strax fights another target creature that player controls.
Glory of Battle — Whenever Strax deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Strax.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip {3}

Destroy target Head. If that Head was elite, the Hydra takes an extra turn after this one.

Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate.
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Choose one of them and put all cards with the same name as the chosen card from among them into your hand. You lose 1 life for each card put into your hand this way. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may have defending player play with their hand revealed for as long as this creature remains on the battlefield. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.