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Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn. You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.

Vigilance, trample
Grenades! — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose a player at random. When you do, Strax fights another target creature that player controls.
Glory of Battle — Whenever Strax deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Strax.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip {3}

Destroy target Head. If that Head was elite, the Hydra takes an extra turn after this one.

Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate.
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Choose one of them and put all cards with the same name as the chosen card from among them into your hand. You lose 1 life for each card put into your hand this way. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Whenever Stromgald Spy attacks and isn't blocked, you may have defending player play with their hand revealed for as long as Stromgald Spy remains on the battlefield. If you do, Stromgald Spy assigns no combat damage this turn.

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, Stronghold Furnace deals 1 damage to any target.

Players may look at the top card of their library at any time and may play cards from the top of their library.
The top card of each player's library is a Food artifact. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." Activate this ability from the top of the library.)
Chaos: You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, draw a card, gain three life and each opponent loses 3 life.

When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. When you spend this mana to cast your commander, scry X, where X is the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target creature this turn. That creature gets +0/+X until end of turn, where X is its mana value.

Subgoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of different subtypes other than creature types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (Subtypes include but are absolutely not limited to: Plains, Equipment, Aura, Arcane, Jace, Curse, Urza's, Ulamog's, etc.)

{2}, Pay 2 life: Choose one. Activate only once.
• Subversive Acolyte becomes a Human Cleric. It gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink.
• Subversive Acolyte becomes a Phyrexian. It gets +3/+2 and gains trample and "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents."

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Cast this spell only if you were dealt damage this turn by a red instant or sorcery spell.
Suffocation deals 4 damage to the controller of the last red instant or sorcery spell that dealt damage to you this turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Double agenda
Whenever you cast a creature spell with one of the chosen names, you may search your library for a creature card with the other chosen name, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Domain — {1}{G}: Until end of turn, Sunbathing Rootwalla gets +1/+1 for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.

Whenever you crank Sundering Fork, destroy target artifact.

Choose one or more —
• Create two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens.
• Seek a nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Target player gains 3 life.

You may spend white mana as though it were red mana.