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Flying, vigilance, ward {1}

Choose one —
• Counter target spell.
• Manifest dread.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature.

When Twisted Sewer-Witch enters, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." Then for each Rat you control, create a Wicked Role token attached to that Rat.

If a creature you control would explore, instead you scry 1, then that creature explores.
When Twists and Turns enters, target creature you control explores.
When a land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands, transform Twists and Turns.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Put a nest counter on Twitching Doll.
{T}, Sacrifice Twitching Doll: Create a 2/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each counter on Twitching Doll. Activate only as a sorcery.

Menace

Flying, trample
As Tyrannical Pitlord enters, choose another creature you control.
The chosen creature gets +3/+3 and has flying.
When Tyrannical Pitlord leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the chosen creature.

Flying
When Tyrant of Kher Ridges enters, it deals 4 damage to any target.
{R}: Tyrant of Kher Ridges gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Haste
Toxic 3

This spell can't be countered.
Trample, ward {4}, haste
Toxic 4

Whenever one or more Elves you control attack, they gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Each creature you control has "Whenever a mana ability of this creature resolves, put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana this creature produced. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste.
[+1]: Untap up to one target creature.
[–2]: Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Tap another untapped creature you control: Tyvar, the Pummeler gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
{3}{G}{G}: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Vigilance, menace
Descend 8 — {4}{U}{B}: Return Uchbenbak, the Great Mistake from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard and only as a sorcery.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Toy artifact creature with base power and toughness 0/2 in addition to its other types.
As long as enchanted creature is face down, it can't be turned face up.

When Unassuming Sage enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a Sorcerer Role token attached to it.

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Surveil 1.

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.
Surveil 1.

Toxic 1
When Unctus's Retrofitter enters, up to one target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4 for as long as Unctus's Retrofitter remains on the battlefield.

Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card."
Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
{U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Trample, haste
You may cast Undead Sprinter from your graveyard if a non-Zombie creature died this turn. If you do, Undead Sprinter enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Manifest dread.
You may return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.