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Rampage 1

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, exile it with a hit counter on it.
Assassins, Mercenaries, and Rogues you control have deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a hit counter from a card that player owns in exile. If you do, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens."

Your opponents can't cast spells during combat.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, goad each creature that player controls.

Whenever Marit Lage's Slumber or another snow permanent enters the battlefield under your control, scry 1.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control ten or more snow permanents, sacrifice Marit Lage's Slumber. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.

When Market Gnome dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
When Market Gnome is exiled from the battlefield while you're activating a craft ability, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Double strike
Master Tactician — Whenever one or more tokens enter the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
Chapter Master — {6}: Create two 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature tokens with vigilance.

All Rats have fear.
{T}, Sacrifice a Rat: Create X 1/1 black Rat creature tokens, where X is the number of Rats you control.

Woman Who Walked the Earth — When Martha Jones enters the battlefield, investigate.
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, Martha Jones and up to one other target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Doctor's companion

Trample
When Marut enters the battlefield, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token for each mana from a Treasure spent to cast it.

Whenever Marvo, Deep Operative attacks, clash with defending player.
Whenever you win a clash, draw a card. Then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value 8 or less without paying its mana cost.

Whenever another Elf enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn, the Nurturer.
{T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to Marwyn's power.

{1}{B/R}: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)

Flash
Tapped creatures you control can block as though they were untapped.

Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has hexproof.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature has flying and lifelink.
Whenever equipped creature dies, you may pay X life, where X is its power. If you do, draw X cards.
Equip {3}

When Mask of Immolation enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token, then attach Mask of Immolation to it.
Equipped creature has "Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target."
Equip {2}

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if there are four or more basic land types among lands that player controls, Mask of Intolerance deals 3 damage to that player.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard a card.
Equip {1}

Equipped creature has fear.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Equip {2}

{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Mask of the Jadecrafter: Create an X/X colorless Golem artifact creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Unearth {2}{G}

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, it connives X, where X is the amount of damage it dealt to that player.
Equip {2}

Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
{3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.

Menace
When Massacre Girl enters the battlefield, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Menace
Creatures you control have wither.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if its toughness was less than 1, draw a card.

At the beginning of the Horde's precombat main phase, reveal an additional card from the top of the Horde's library. The Horde casts that card.
Hero's Reward — When Massacre Totem is put into a graveyard from anywhere, put the top seven cards of the Horde's library into its graveyard.