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{1}, Discard a card: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. Any player may activate this ability.

Whenever you cast a historic spell, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Doctor's companion

[+1]: Draw a card, then add one mana of any color.
[–2]: Create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
[–8]: Search your library for any number of Dragon creature cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

[+1]: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn.
[–2]: Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
[–6]: Create five 4/4 red Dragon creature tokens with flying.

[+2]: Sarkhan, Dragonsoul deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature your opponents control.
[–3]: Sarkhan, Dragonsoul deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker.
[–9]: Search your library for any number of Dragon creature cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

[+1]: You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
[+1]: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells.
[–7]: Create four 5/5 red Dragon creature tokens with flying.

Ward—Discard an enchantment, instant, or sorcery card.
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, each opponent mills two cards. When one or more cards are milled this way, exile target enchantment, instant, or sorcery card with equal or lesser mana value than that spell from an opponent's graveyard. Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Vigilance, haste
As Saskia the Unyielding enters, choose a player.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.

Whenever you activate a ninjutsu ability, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Each creature card in your hand has ninjutsu {2}{U}{B}.

Menace
Whenever Satoru, the Infiltrator and/or one or more other nontoken creatures you control enter, if none of them were cast or no mana was spent to cast them, draw a card.

Menace, haste
Whenever Satya, Aetherflux Genius attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of up to one other target nontoken creature you control. You get {E}{E}. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice that token unless you pay an amount of {E} equal to its mana value.

Ward—Sacrifice a legendary artifact or legendary creature.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, amass Orcs 1.
Whenever an Army you control deals combat damage to a player, the Ring tempts you.
Whenever the Ring tempts you, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw four cards.

Menace
Whenever Sauron, the Necromancer attacks, exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 3/3 black Wraith with menace. At the beginning of the next end step, exile that token unless Sauron is your Ring-bearer.

Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature with power 4 or greater.
Search your library for a Dinosaur creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. It gains indestructible until your next turn.

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control.

Savai Triome enters tapped.
Cycling {3}

Choose one —
• Target player gains 2½ life.
• Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.

Training
Whenever Savior of Ollenbock trains, exile up to one other target creature from the battlefield or creature card from a graveyard.
When Savior of Ollenbock leaves the battlefield, put the exiled cards onto the battlefield under their owners' control.

Take an extra turn after this one. Skip the untap step of that turn.

Whenever you sacrifice a black creature, you may pay 2 life. If you do, each other player sacrifices a creature.
Whenever you sacrifice a green creature, you may gain 2 life.

Whenever a player taps an Island for mana, Scald deals 1 damage to that player.