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If you weren't the starting player, this spell costs {1} less to cast.
Manifest dread.
Rebound

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +2/+0 and gains haste.

Haste
Whenever Valiant Emberkin enters or attacks, target creature you control perpetually gets +1/+0.
If a creature you control becoming the target of a spell or ability causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Whenever Verdant Dread or another permanent you control named Verdant Dread enters, manifest dread.
{3}{G}{G}: Conjure a card named Verdant Dread onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Wary Zone Guard enters tapped.
Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Wary Zone Guard is tapped, return up to one target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Wary Zone Guard perpetually gets +1/+1.

X can't be 0.
Draw X cards. Create an X/X black Demon creature token with flying. Your life total becomes X. You can't gain life for the rest of the game.

Flying
When Wingbright Thief enters, target opponent reveals each nonland card in their hand. You choose one of them. That card perpetually gains "When you cast this spell, each opponent draws a card and gains 3 life."

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Wake Up! — Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
• VIP Line Access — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
• Life of the Party — Whenever a spell is cast this turn, you gain 2 life.
• Breakfast at Dawn — Create two Food tokens. Sacrifice this enchantment.

At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Destroy target artifact, enchantment, token, emblem, day/night tracker, monarch, initiative, dungeon, city's blessing, Attraction, Contraption, plane, scheme, vanguard, bounty, conspiracy, elite creature, or Magic: The Gathering Online avatar.

Exile target creature or Vehicle. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Then you may share a story or fun fact about that card. If you do, you gain 3 life.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
As long as you have exactly one loss in the event you're playing, this creature gets +2/+0. (For example, if your record is 0-1, this creature gets +2/+0.)

As long as you aren't playing with sleeves, Fear of Unsleeved Decks gets +1/+1 and has trample. (No, you can't start with sleeves and then remove them.)

Trample
When you cast this spell, choose a playtest card you own from outside the game. Exile it. You may cast that card as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. (In a sealed event, outside the game is your sideboard.)

This enchantment enters with three resonance counters on it.
Whenever you cast a spell, you may remove a resonance counter from this enchantment. If you do, ask a person outside the game if the spell's name sounds like a non-Magic themed movie title. When a person answers yes, choose one —
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
• This enchantment deals 2 damage to target creature.
When this enchantment has no counters on it, sacrifice it.

You gain 3 life. Draw three cards. Add {B}{B}{B}. This spell deals 3 damage to any target. Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Once per turn, you may cast a nonland card as though it was another card of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color. No looking cards up!)

While it's October 25th, 2024, whenever you cast your commander, create a token that's a copy of it except it isn't legendary.
While it's October 26th or 27th, 2024, if one or more tokens would be created under your control, instead twice that many tokens are created and each of them enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
On any other date, both abilities apply. (Because why not?)

Add {B}{B}{B}.
If this card is signed by someone who has ever designed a Magic card, treat all black mana symbols on this card as red mana symbols. (To be respectful of the color pie.)

Oozeavite enters with each of a vigilance, reach, trample, and hexproof counter on it. These are also +1/+1 counters.
If Oozeavite would be dealt damage, instead create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token and move a counter from Oozeavite onto it. Then if Oozeavite has no counters on it, sacrifice it.
{3}{G}, {T}: Move any number of counters from other creatures you control onto Oozeavite.

Whenever you cast a spell with a keyword or ability word, if it doesn't share a keyword or ability word with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard, draw a card. (Keywords and ability words include abilities like flying, flashback, and landfall.)

This creature enters with two cage counters on it.
This creature can't attack or block as long as it has a cage counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a cage counter from this creature. When the last cage counter is removed this way, destroy target creature an opponent controls.

Double all your spells and abilities. (All spells and abilities cast, activated, or triggered by you are copied. Mana abilities produce twice as much mana.)

{2}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. You may erase any number of words on the card, including flavor text, as long as the card still makes sense. Then cast the revised card without paying its mana cost. Put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.

All creatures are legendary.
Creatures with a black or silver expansion symbol get +1/+1.
Creatures without a black or silver expansion symbol get +2/+2.