mtg.wtf

Starting intensity 0
When Chittering Skullspeaker enters, cards you own named Chittering Skullspeaker intensify by 1. Then you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is Chittering Skullspeaker's intensity.

Cindercone Smite deals 2 damage to target creature. Then create a Treasure token if you weren't the starting player.

When Cottontail Caretaker enters, choose a white creature card in your hand. That card perpetually gains offspring {1}.

Flying
When Darkstar Banisher enters, exile target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less an opponent controls.
When Darkstar Banisher leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner seeks a card that shares a card type with the exiled card.

Menace
Ward—Pay 3 life.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, conjure a random card from Dazzling Flameweaver's spellbook into exile. You may play that card this turn.

When Euru, Acorn Scrounger enters, you may forage. When you do, conjure a card named Chitterspitter onto the battlefield.
Whenever one or more Squirrels you control deal combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice a token. If you do, put an acorn counter on each permanent you control named Chitterspitter.

Offspring {1}
When Fountainport Charmer enters, creature cards in your hand perpetually gain "This spell costs {1} less to cast."

When Indris, the Hydrostatic Surge enters, conjure a card named Lightning Bolt into your library. It perpetually gains storm. Then shuffle.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.

Vigilance
Whenever another creature you control enters, Leaf-Leap Guide and that creature perpetually get +1/+1.
{1}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Whenever Marshland Hordemaster or another Lizard you control enters, Marshland Hordemaster perpetually gains battle cry.
Whenever Marshland Hordemaster or another Lizard you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Gift a tapped Fish
Draw two cards. If the gift was promised, seek two nonland cards instead.

Lifelink
Whenever a Boar you control attacks, each nonland card in defending player's hand perpetually gains "When you cast this spell, you lose 1 life."

Whenever one or more Mice you control attack, draft a card from Recruit Instructor's spellbook.
Valiant — Whenever Recruit Instructor becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Mouse creature token.

Haste
At the beginning of your end step, a random non-Food permanent card in your graveyard perpetually becomes a Food artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{2}, Exile this artifact: You gain 3 life." You may play that card for as long as it's in your graveyard.

When Sandcloud Harbinger enters, conjure three cards named Sunscorched Desert into the top ten cards of each player's library at random.
Whenever a player plays a Desert, that player draws a card and you gain 3 life.

Flying, lifelink
Whenever Sanguine Soothsayer attacks, conjure a card named Sanguine Bond into the top fifteen cards of your library at random. It perpetually gains "You may pay {0} rather than pay this spell's mana cost" and "When this permanent enters, draw a card."

Whenever Shellfish Scholar or another Rat you control enters, conjure a card named Think Twice into your graveyard.
Threshold — {T}: Spells you cast from your graveyard this turn cost {2} less to cast. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

You get a two-time boon with "Whenever you sacrifice one or more permanents, seek a nonland card." Create a Food token.

{T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast instant or sorcery spells.
Whenever you cast your third spell each turn, exile a random card from your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.

Target opponent reveals each nonland card in their hand. You choose one of those cards. Exile that card.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, seek a Rat card. It perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} less to cast."

Look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield, then conjure a duplicate of that card onto the battlefield. The duplicate perpetually has base power and toughness 1/1. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Kicker—Forage.
Seek a nonbasic land card. If this spell was kicked, put that card onto the battlefield tapped.

Lands you control enter the battlefield untapped.
At the beginning of your end step, the topmost land card in your library perpetually gains "Whenever this land is tapped for mana, add an additional {G}."

When you set this scheme in motion, reveal the top two cards of your library and put them into your hand. When you reveal one or more nonland cards this way, this scheme deals damage equal to their total mana value to any target.

Once during each of your turns, you may cast a spell from your hand by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.