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Exile target creature. The exiled card perpetually becomes an enchantment. Then put it onto the battlefield under your control.

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Improvising Aerialist is tapped, Improvising Aerialist and the top creature card in your library without flying perpetually gain flying.

Impending 4—{2}{U}{U}
Whenever Lurker in the Deep enters or attacks, seek a nonland card.
Whenever you seek one or more cards during your turn, conjure a duplicate of each of those cards into your hand, then manifest those duplicates.

Flying
When Mangled Soulrager enters, switch the power and toughness of each creature on the battlefield. You get a twelve-time boon with "Whenever a creature you control enters, switch its power and toughness."
Cycling {1}{U}

Once during each of your turns, you may cast a noncreature, non-Aura permanent spell from your graveyard. If you do, it perpetually becomes a 2/1 Rat creature in addition to its other types.

Enchantment spells you cast have convoke.
Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, conjure a card named Mothlight Processionist into your hand. Discard that card at the beginning of the next end step.

Ward—Pay 2 life.
Whenever Polterheist attacks, heist target opponent's library.

When you cast this spell, target opponent drafts a card from Razor Demon's spellbook. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
Flying
Ward—Discard a card.

Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature. For each creature sacrificed this way, conjure a duplicate of it into your graveyard.

Creatures you control get +1/+0.

Haste
Whenever one or more other creatures die, Soul Shredder perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if Soul Shredder is in your graveyard.
Crew 1
{1}, Sacrifice two creatures: Return Soul Shredder from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

If you weren't the starting player, this spell costs {1} less to cast.
Manifest dread.
Rebound

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +2/+0 and gains haste.

Haste
Whenever Valiant Emberkin enters or attacks, target creature you control perpetually gets +1/+0.
If a creature you control becoming the target of a spell or ability causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Whenever Verdant Dread or another permanent you control named Verdant Dread enters, manifest dread.
{3}{G}{G}: Conjure a card named Verdant Dread onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Wary Zone Guard enters tapped.
Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Wary Zone Guard is tapped, return up to one target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Wary Zone Guard perpetually gets +1/+1.

X can't be 0.
Draw X cards. Create an X/X black Demon creature token with flying. Your life total becomes X. You can't gain life for the rest of the game.

Flying
When Wingbright Thief enters, target opponent reveals each nonland card in their hand. You choose one of them. That card perpetually gains "When you cast this spell, each opponent draws a card and gains 3 life."

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Wake Up! — Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
• VIP Line Access — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
• Life of the Party — Whenever a spell is cast this turn, you gain 2 life.
• Breakfast at Dawn — Create two Food tokens. Sacrifice this enchantment.

At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Destroy target artifact, enchantment, token, emblem, day/night tracker, monarch, initiative, dungeon, city's blessing, Attraction, Contraption, plane, scheme, vanguard, bounty, conspiracy, elite creature, or Magic: The Gathering Online avatar.

Exile target creature or Vehicle. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Then you may share a story or fun fact about that card. If you do, you gain 3 life.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
As long as you have exactly one loss in the event you're playing, this creature gets +2/+0. (For example, if your record is 0-1, this creature gets +2/+0.)

As long as you aren't playing with sleeves, Fear of Unsleeved Decks gets +1/+1 and has trample. (No, you can't start with sleeves and then remove them.)

Trample
When you cast this spell, choose a playtest card you own from outside the game. Exile it. You may cast that card as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. (In a sealed event, outside the game is your sideboard.)