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At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains vigilance until end of turn. It can't be blocked this turn.
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player has less than half their starting life total, abandon this scheme.

When you set this scheme in motion, choose one. If you control six or more lands, choose both instead.
• Create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
• Until your next turn, creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 1/1 and lose all abilities.

When you set this scheme in motion, you may redistribute any number of life totals.

When you set this scheme in motion, it deals damage equal to your commander's mana value to each noncommander creature your opponents control.

When you set this scheme in motion, each player mills three cards. Then you put a permanent card from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent who has more than five cards in hand discards cards equal to the difference. Then if fewer than three cards were discarded this way, you draw three cards.

When you set this scheme in motion, choose up to two target creatures your opponents control. For each one, create a token that's a copy of it. If you created fewer than two tokens this way, create a number of 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature tokens with vigilance equal to the difference.

When you set this scheme in motion, any number of target players each discard their hands. Each opponent draws cards equal to the number of cards that player discarded minus one. Then if you discarded a card this way, draw seven cards.

You may put a +1/+1 counter on a creature. Then choose odd or even. Return each creature with power of the chosen quality to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of your end step, if a land entered the battlefield under your control this turn and you control a prime number of lands, create Primo, the Indivisible, a legendary 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put that many +1/+1 counters on it.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, manifest dread if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may turn a permanent you control face up.

Discard a card. If you do, seek two cards that don't share a card type with the discarded card.

As long as Chittering Illuminator is at the top of your library, you may look at it any time and you may cast it.
As long as the top card of your library is a creature card, you may look at it any time and you may cast it.

When you unlock this door, this Room deals 2 damage to target creature.

When Eager Flameguide enters, add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
When Eager Flameguide dies, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast creature spells from among the exiled cards.

Enlist
Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Effie is tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control. Then seek a Survivor card with mana value less than or equal to the number of tapped creatures you control.

When you unlock this door, conjure a duplicate of this card into your hand. When you do, target creature you control gains first strike until end of turn.

Double team
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control that are Otters and/or enchantments get +1/+1 until end of turn.
When Enduring Friendship dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment.

When Ethrimik enters, if you control no other creatures, manifest dread.
Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
As long as you control another creature, Ethrimik can't attack or block.

When this creature enters or dies, exile another creature you control. If you do, conjure a duplicate of a random creature card with mana value X onto the battlefield, where X is 2 plus the exiled creature's mana value.

Enchantment creatures you control have menace.
Whenever one or more enchantment creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, exile a random creature card from that player's library. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 1/1 enchantment creature.

Whenever Gilded Ambusher attacks, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, each opponent exiles a nonland, nontoken permanent they control and a random nonland card from their library, then Gilded Ambusher deals damage to them equal to the total mana value of the cards exiled this way.

Survival - At the beginning of your second main phase, if Glimmer Hoarder is tapped, you lose 1 life and draft a card from Glimmer Hoarder's spellbook. That card perpetually becomes an enchantment in addition to its other types.

Flying, lifelink
Whenever you gain life, a random creature card in your hand perpetually gets +X/+X, where X is the amount of life you gained.

Manifest dread. Then each face-down creature you control gains "This permanent costs {2} less to turn face up" and "When this permanent is turned face up, if it's a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it."