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At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nonblack creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Exile The General: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap them.

Ascend
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then draw a card if you have the city's blessing.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

When you planeswalk to The Great Aerie and at the beginning of your upkeep, bolster 3.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose up to one target creature you control and up to one target creature an opponent controls. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its toughness to the other.

Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +0/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

When The Grey Havens enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creature cards in your graveyard.

Ew-minance — When The Gunky Runner enters and at the beginning of the first upkeep in a game where it's your commander, shuffle three Gunk cards into each opponent's library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost and cycling {4}.)
Whenever an opponent loses life, they shuffle that many Gunk cards into their library.
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Exile the bottom card of target opponent's library.
Whenever one or more cards an opponent owns are put into exile, put a release counter on The Heron Moon. Then if it has thirteen or more release counters on it, sacrifice it and create a copy of Emrakul, the Promised End. Cast it without paying its mana cost.

When The Highland Runner enters and at the beginning of the first upkeep in a game where it's your commander, you may have each player's life total become 20. If you do, each of your commanders stop being commanders this game. Shuffle them into your library. (They no longer go to the command zone.)
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

All creatures get -5/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may destroy target creature if its power is 0 or less.

{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

The Hunter Maze enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{1}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice The Hunter Maze: Draw a card.

Whenever one or more creatures a player controls deal combat damage to you, that player takes the initiative.
Whenever you take the initiative and at the beginning of your upkeep, venture into Undercity.

When you set this scheme in motion, create a 4/6 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

Trample
The Judge of Height gets +1/+0 for each creature on the battlefield that it's taller than. (A creature's height is equal to its toughness plus its mana value.)

Echo {3}{W}{W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When The Keeper of Four Scythes enters, create four Scythe tokens. (They're Equipment with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1" and equip {2}.)
Equipped creatures you control get +1/+1.

Players have no maximum hand size.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a shadow counter on target creature.

When you planeswalk to The Maelstrom and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you revealed a card but didn't put it onto the battlefield, put it on the bottom of your library.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

The Magical City, New enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {R}. When this mana is spent to cast a legendary spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this land.
{4}: The Magical City, New becomes a 1/1 white, blue, and red Human Artist creature until end of turn.
The Magical City, New can be your Commander. (Commander tax still applies.)

When The Majestic Duo enters, if you don't control another permanent named The Majestic Duo, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's not legendary, it has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card and earnestly tell them good luck," and it loses all other abilities.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you and that player may each put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. Offer them a high-five.

When you planeswalk to The Matrix of Time, each player exiles the top card of their library.
During your turn, you may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time, that card's owner loses 3 life and exiles the top card of their library.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two Treasure tokens.

When you set this scheme in motion, choose an opponent with the highest life total among your opponents. That player loses 7 life.

Islandwalk, swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked if defending player controls an Island or a Swamp)
Whenever The Milling Runner deals combat damage to a player, target player mills three cards.
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

The Monumental Facade enters with two oil counters on it.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from The Monumental Facade: Put an oil counter on target artifact or creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.