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When Kemba's Outfitter enters, choose one —
• Choose an Equipment card in your hand. It perpetually gains equip {1}.
• Target Equipment you control perpetually gains equip {1}.

Toxic 2
Corrupted — Exile Nettling Host from your graveyard: Conjure a card named Nettlecyst into your hand. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Toxic 1
Corrupted — When Norn's Fetchling enters, conjure a card named Plains into your hand. If an opponent has three or more poison counters, you may seek a nonland card instead.

Ward {2}
Whenever you cast a spell from among cards put into your hand this turn, proliferate.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you weren't the starting player.
You may have Surgical Metamorph enter as a copy of any permanent on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Exile three random cards from your library face down and look at them. For as long as they remain exiled, you may play one of those cards.

Flying
Toxic 1
{B}: Blightwing Whelp gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever Blightwing Whelp deals combat damage to a player, seek a card with mana value equal to the number of poison counters that player has.

You get a one-time boon with "When you cast a Phyrexian creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter and deathtouch counter on it."
Draft a card from March Toward Perfection's spellbook.

Menace
Whenever Sheoldred's Assimilator enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a card is exiled this way, you may conjure a duplicate of that card into the top five cards of your library at random.

For Mirrodin!
When Hexgold Sledge enters, conjure a card named Goblin Gaveleer onto the battlefield.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Equip {1}

Flying
When Magmatic Scorchwing enters, if there are no nonbasic land cards in your library, Magmatic Scorchwing deals 3 damage to any target.

Menace
Whenever Phyrexian Harvester is dealt damage, seek that many nonland cards. At the beginning of your next end step, discard those cards.

Trample
When Rothga, Bonded Engulfer enters, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, it perpetually gets +X/+X, where X is its power."

Toxic 1
Whenever Phyresis Roach deals combat damage to a player, Insects you control and Insect cards in your graveyard, hand, and library perpetually gain toxic 1.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Seek a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value and put that card onto the battlefield. That creature is a Phyrexian in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Starting intensity 0
Whenever another creature enters under your control, cards you own named Arek, False Goldwarden intensify by 1.
{3}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Arek, False Goldwarden: Target opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is Arek's intensity.

For Mirrodin!
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draft a card from Bladehold Cleaver's spellbook.
Equip {3}

When Contagion Dispenser enters, proliferate.
Whenever you proliferate during your turn, draft a card from Contagion Dispenser's spellbook. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Indestructible
Darksteel Hydra enters with X oil counters on it.
Darksteel Hydra's power and toughness are each equal to twice the number of oil counters on it.
When Darksteel Hydra enters, conjure a card named Darksteel Ingot and a card named Darksteel Plate into your hand.

Glistening Extractor enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are one or more oil counters on Glistening Extractor, seek a card with mana value equal to the number of oil counters on Glistening Extractor, then remove an oil counter from Glistening Extractor.

At the beginning of your end step, put an oil counter on up to one target creature.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control with one or more oil counters on it dies, conjure X duplicates of it into exile, where X is the number of oil counters on it. Those duplicates perpetually get +X/+X. Then shuffle those duplicates into your library.

Flying, Defender
As long as Ichor Aberration's power is 7 or greater, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.
Whenever you proliferate, if Ichor Aberration is in your graveyard or on the battlefield, Ichor Aberration perpetually gets +1/+1. You may cast it from your graveyard this turn.

Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, seek a nonland card with mana value 2 or less.

Trample
When Mephidross Slime dies, conjure a card named Mephidross Slime into your graveyard. Perpetually double the power and toughness of Mephidross Slime and that card, then shuffle them into their owner's library.

When Quicksilver Lapidary enters, conjure a card named Mox Opal into your hand.