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Trample
When Geistpack Alpha dies, seek a permanent card with mana value equal to the number of lands you control.

When Grizzled Huntmaster enters the battlefield, you may exile a creature card from your hand. If you do, search your hand and library for any number of cards with the same name, exile them, then shuffle. Choose a creature card you own from outside the game. Conjure a duplicate of that card into your hand for each card exiled from your hand this way.

When Hinterland Chef enters the battlefield, draft a card from Hinterland Chef's spellbook. It perpetually becomes a Food artifact in addition to its other types and perpetually gains "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life."

When Hollowhenge Wrangler enters the battlefield, seek a land card.
Discard a land card: Conjure a card named Hollowhenge Beast into your hand. You may also activate this ability while Hollowhenge Wrangler is in your graveyard.

Reach
Other Spiders you control get +1/+2.
{1}{B/G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draft a card from Ishkanah, Broodmother's spellbook.

Trample, haste
Lupine Harbingers enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of turns you've begun since it was foretold.
Foretell {4}{G}{G}

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +X/+X, where X is the amount of excess damage dealt this way.

Seek a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then seek a permanent card with mana value equal to the number of lands you control.

Destroy all creatures. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Menace
At the beginning of each combat, if Gitrog, Horror of Zhava is untapped, any opponent may sacrifice a nontoken creature. If they do, tap Gitrog, Horror of Zhava, then seek a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a land enters under your control, it perpetually gains "{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card."

Key to the Archive enters tapped.
When Key to the Archive enters, draft a card from Key to the Archive's spellbook, then discard a card.
{T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors.

Equipped creature has trample.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, seek a card with mana value equal to that damage.
Equip {2}

Defender
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast creature spells from the top of your library.
Whenever you cast a creature spell from your library, it becomes a black Bird in addition to its other colors and types, has flying, and has base power and toughness 1/1.

When Ominous Traveler enters the battlefield, draft a card from Ominous Traveler's spellbook. That card perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell" and "When you cast this spell, return a creature named Ominous Traveler you control to its owner's hand."

When Scrutiny of the Guildpact enters, you may choose a creature card in your hand. If you do, that card perpetually incorporates {W} and gains "When you cast this spell, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token."
Multicolored creatures you control get +1/+1.

Disguise {1}{W}
Whenever Sleuth Instructor or another permanent you control is turned face up, seek a non-Elephant creature card with mana value 3 or less and cloak it. This ability triggers only once.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 5.
Flying
When Spotlight Falcon enters, if evidence was collected, conjure a card named Spotlight Falcon into your hand.

When this Case enters, conjure four cards named Fblthp, the Lost into your library, then shuffle. Draw a card.
To solve — You control a legendary Homunculus.
Solved — You may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.

Thopters you control get +2/+0.
At the beginning of your upkeep, conjure a card named Ornithopter into your hand.

Flying
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, investigate.
{1}, Sacrifice a Clue: Seek an instant or sorcery card.

Choose an instant or sorcery card in your hand or graveyard. That card perpetually incorporates {U} and gains "When you cast this spell, draw a card." Then return a multicolored instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

As Ominous Lockbox enters, secretly choose a number between 1 and 20.
When an opponent casts a spell with mana value equal to the chosen number, sacrifice Ominous Lockbox. If you do, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy.
{2}, Sacrifice Ominous Lockbox: Draw a card.

Flying
When Cackling Observer enters, target opponent reveals each nonland card in their hand. You choose one of those cards and exile it.
When Cackling Observer leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner seeks a nonland card with lesser mana value than the exiled card.

When Lurking Spinecrawler enters, you may choose a nonland card in your hand. If you do, that card perpetually incorporates {1}{B} and gains "When you cast this spell, each opponent sacrifices a creature. Each opponent who can't discards a card."
Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, for each of that spell's colors, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

When Perforator Crocodile enters, for each creature your opponents control, conjure a card named Stab Wound onto the battlefield attached to that creature.
Cycling {1}{B}