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Trample
No more than one creature can attack you each combat.
Suspend 6—{1}{R}{W}

Whenever you put one or more time counters on a permanent you control, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Whenever Kate Stewart attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, attacking creatures get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of time counters among permanents you control.

Choose two target creatures. Untap them. Put two +1/+1 counters on each of them. They gain vigilance, indestructible, and haste until end of turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase. Only the chosen creatures can attack during that combat phase.

Flying, trample
Basic landcycling {2}
Escape — {4}{G}{U}, Exile a land you control, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.

Partner with Jenny Flint
Madame Vastra must be blocked if able.
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Madame Vastra this turn dies, create a Clue token and a Food token.

Body Thief — When you cast this spell, you may exile a creature you control and put a takeover counter on it.
You may have The Master, Formed Anew enter as a copy of a creature card in exile with a takeover counter on it.

Make Them Pay — Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, choose an opponent with the most life among your opponents. That player faces a villainous choice — They lose 4 life, or you create a token that's a copy of that card.

{T}: Target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to The Master's power gains skulk until end of turn. Goad it.
Whenever a creature with skulk deals combat damage to one of your opponents, put a +1/+1 counter on The Master and draw a card.

Myriad
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to creature tokens you control.
Triggered abilities you control can't cause you to sacrifice or exile creature tokens you control.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, vigilance, or menace counter on Me, the Immortal.
Counters remain on Me as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library.
You may cast Me from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.

Haste
Into the TARDIS — Whenever The Ninth Doctor becomes untapped during your untap step, you get an additional upkeep step after this step.

Whenever The Rani enters or attacks, create a red Aura enchantment token named Mark of the Rani attached to another target creature. That token has enchant creature and "Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded."
Whenever a goaded creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, investigate.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled.
Each noncreature spell you cast from exile has conspire.

Vanishing 12
Whenever one or more time counters are removed from Regenerations Restored, scry 1 and you gain 1 life. Then if Regenerations Restored has no time counters on it, exile it. When you do, take an extra turn after this one.

Meet in Reverse — You draw cards from the bottom of your library rather than the top.
Spoilers — Whenever an opponent scries, surveils, or searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on River Song. Then River Song deals damage to that player equal to its power.

Partner with Amy Pond
First strike, lifelink
The Last Centurion — When you cast this spell from anywhere other than exile, exile it with three time counters on it. It gains suspend. Then investigate.

One or two target creatures each gain haste until end of turn. They can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
Escape — {2}{U}{R}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard.

You may cast creature spells as though they had flash.
Whenever one or more other creatures you control leave the battlefield, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Players have no maximum hand size.
How Civil of You — At the beginning of your end step, each player may draw a card. Each opponent who does can't attack you or permanents you control during their next turn.

Trample, haste
Share Intelligence — Whenever Sergeant John Benton deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.

Whenever The Seventh Doctor attacks, choose a card in your hand. Defending player guesses whether that card's mana value is greater than the number of artifacts you control. If they guessed wrong, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you don't cast a spell this way, investigate.

Time Lord's Prerogative — Whenever you cast a historic spell, copy it, except the copy isn't legendary. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Vigilance, trample
Grenades! — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose a player at random. When you do, Strax fights another target creature that player controls.
Glory of Battle — Whenever Strax deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Strax.

First strike, haste
Sanctified Rules of Combat — When Sycorax Commander enters, each opponent faces a villainous choice — That opponent discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards minus one, or Sycorax Commander deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Trample
The Third Doctor gets +1/+1 for each noncreature token you control.
When The Third Doctor enters, create your choice of a Clue token, a Food token, or a Treasure token.