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Trample
When The Fire Nation Drill enters, you may tap it. When you do, destroy target creature with power 4 or less.
{1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Crew 2

When The First Doctor enters, search your library and/or graveyard for a card named TARDIS, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Whenever you cast a spell with cascade, put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature.

I — This Saga deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
II — Add {R}{R}.
III — Sacrifice a Mountain. If you do, this Saga deals 3 damage to each creature.

I — Create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
II — Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
III — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw two cards.
IV — Create a Gold token.

Cascade
Sliver spells you cast have cascade.

I — You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If its mana cost contains {X}, it enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of lands you control.
II, III — Double the number of each kind of counter on target creature you control.

When The Fish Brewer enters the battlefield or attacks, create a 1/1 Fish creature token that's all colors.
If another permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, tap any number of Fish you control. That ability triggers an additional time for each Fish tapped this way.

Kicker {5}
Search your library and/or graveyard for up to five Doctor cards, reveal them, and put them into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If this spell was kicked, put those cards onto the battlefield instead of putting them into your hand.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after V.)
I Denial — Until your next turn, noncreature spells cost {2} more to cast.
II Anger — Goad target creature.
III Bargaining — Each player sacrifices an artifact, enchantment, or token.
IV Depression — Target creature loses all abilities until your next turn. Create a Food token.
V Acceptance — The next spell you cast has epic.

I — Discard your hand.
II — Draw two cards.
III — If a red source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that permanent or player instead.

When this enchantment enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them are artifacts in addition to their other types.
Nonartifact creatures get -1/-1.

Islandwalk
Water Always Wins — Whenever this creature attacks, put a flood counter on another target creature or land. If it's a creature, it becomes a copy of this creature. If it's a land, it becomes an Island in addition to its other types.

I — This Saga deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
II, III, IV, V — Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
VI — Add six {R}.

Artifacts are Foods in addition to their other types (They have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Sacrifice three Foods: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. Activate only once each turn and only during your turn.
Chaos: You become the Monarch. If you are already the Monarch, draw a card.

This creature must be blocked if able.
This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Whenever this creature deals damage, exile it face down. It becomes foretold.
Foretell {1}{G}

The Forgotten Place enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice The Forgotten Place: Draw a card for each Locus and/or Sphere in your graveyard.

When you cast this spell, reveal the top fourteen cards of your library. Put all Doctor cards revealed this way into your graveyard and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
You may have The Fourteenth Doctor enter as a copy of a Doctor card in your graveyard that was put there from your library this turn. If you do, it gains haste until end of turn.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
Would You Like A...? — Once each turn, you may play a historic land or cast a historic spell from the top of your library. When you do, create a Food token.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nonblack creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

When The Fugitive Doctor enters, investigate.
Whenever The Fugitive Doctor attacks, you may sacrifice a Clue. When you do, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback {2}{R}{G} until end of turn.

At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, draw a card.

Anything that could have changed The Game-Changing Host on the turn it enters applies retroactively. (He's been here the whole time.)
{T}: Create a copy of a game changer at random. You may play the copy without paying its mana cost. (There are currently 61. Perhaps look at a list and randomize?)

Exile The General: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap them.

First strike
Whenever The Ghoul or another nontoken Zombie or Mutant you control dies, target player gets two rad counters. If that player is you, create a Treasure token.

I — Create a 1/1 white Human Noble creature token with vanishing 3 and "Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this token."
II — Create a 2/2 white Horse creature token with "Doctors you control have horsemanship."
III — Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player this turn, time travel.