31561 cards found
Hammerfest Boomtacular {3}{R}{R}
Enchantment
Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, Hammerfest Boomtacular deals 2 damage to any target.
It's less "music" and more "straightforward hearing damage."
- Unstable
It That Gets Left Hanging {5}{R}
Creature - Elemental Horror
When It That Gets Left Hanging enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn.
"Give me . . . some skin."
5/4
- Unstable
Just Desserts {1}{R}
Instant
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
"It's time to put the 'die' in 'diameter!'"
—Flaky the Irrational
—Flaky the Irrational
- Unstable
Party Crasher {4}{R}
Creature - Goblin Berserker
Haste
You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.
You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.
No rest. No mercy. No reservations.
3/3
- Unstable
Steamflogger Temp {1}{R}
Creature - Goblin Rigger
{6}, {T}: Steamflogger Temp assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
When you're dumber than a hammer, every problem looks like one of those things you hit with a hammer.
2/1
- Unstable
Steamfloggery {4}{R}{R}
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Goblins only have two speeds: hard loaf and full-on hammer freak-out.
- Unstable
Target Minotaur {1}{R}
Creature - Minotaur Warrior
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
"Not again!"
2/1
Work a Double {2}{R}{R}
Sorcery
Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
Ig and Burf discovered the technique by accident when Burf reached for his hammer and missed.
- Unstable
Wrench-Rigger {R}
Creature - Goblin Rigger
When Wrench-Rigger enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Goblin innovator, goblin corpse. Tomayto, tomahto.
1/1
- Unstable
Beast in Show {4}{G}{G}
Creature - Beast
Trample
"A stunning example of the breed! Flawless plating, ruthlessly efficient death stroke, and an excellent drool shimmer."
6/4
Chittering Doom {3}{G}
Enchantment
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
One fateful night, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, they rose.
- Unstable
Clever Combo {1}{G}
Sorcery
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
At Crossbreed Labs, "heads or tails" has nothing to do with coins.
- Unstable
Druid of the Sacred Beaker {2}{G}
Creature - Deer Bird Ape Druid
{T}: Add {G} for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.
Others try to be the best in their class. She strives to be the best in her phylum.
2/2
- Unstable
Eager Beaver {2}{G}
Host Creature - Beaver
When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.
3/2
- Unstable
First Pick {3}{G}
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Picking hammers is dangerous, but it's still safer than harvesting saw bushes.
- Unstable
Ground Pounder {1}{G}
Creature - Goblin Warrior
{3}{G}: Roll a six-sided die. Ground Pounder gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Ground Pounder gains trample until end of turn.
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Ground Pounder gains trample until end of turn.
People came from miles away just to see the head of the hammer.
2/2
- Unstable
Ineffable Blessing (b) {1}{G}
Enchantment
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose an artist.
Whenever a creature with art by the chosen artist enters under your control, draw a card.
Whenever a creature with art by the chosen artist enters under your control, draw a card.
"Hallowed be this assortment of diverse things!"
- Unstable
Ineffable Blessing (d) {1}{G}
Enchantment
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose a rarity.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen rarity enters, draw a card.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen rarity enters, draw a card.
"Hallowed be this collection of miscellaneous items!"
- Unstable
Ineffable Blessing (e) {1}{G}
Enchantment
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose odd or even.
Whenever a creature you control with a collector number of the chosen value enters, draw a card.
Whenever a creature you control with a collector number of the chosen value enters, draw a card.
"Hallowed be this gathering of eclectic products!"
- Unstable
Ineffable Blessing (f) {1}{G}
Enchantment
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose a number.
Whenever a creature you control with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
Whenever a creature you control with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
"Hallowed be this potpourri of sundry goods!"
- Unstable
Joyride Rigger {3}{G}
Creature - Goblin Rigger
When Joyride Rigger enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
chitty-chitty-BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
3/3
- Unstable
Monkey-
Creature - Monkey
(Color indicator: Monkey- is green)
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+2/+2
- Unstable
Multi-Headed
Creature - Hydra
(Color indicator: Multi-Headed is green)
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,Augment {4}{G} ({4}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+4/+4
- Unstable
Really Epic Punch {1}{G}
Sorcery
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
It smarts more than the average bear.
- Unstable
Selfie Preservation {1}{G}
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
"Be sure to get the tree in the picture."
- Unstable