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Defender
{3}{R/P}: Transform Captive Weird. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2.
Sacrifice Carapace: Regenerate enchanted creature.

Level up {2}
LEVEL 1-4
2/2
LEVEL 5+
5/5
First strike

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Morbid — You may put that card onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand if a creature died this turn.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

{W}, Sacrifice a creature: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, tap Carnophage unless you pay 1 life.

At the beginning of each of your main phases, if you haven't added mana with this ability this turn, you may add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Islands target opponent controls.

{2}{B}, {T}: Exile up to three target cards from a single graveyard.

Carrion Feeder can't block.
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.

Whenever Carrion Rats attacks or blocks, any player may exile a card from their graveyard. If a player does, Carrion Rats assigns no combat damage this turn.

Enchant creature you control
When Cartouche of Solidarity enters, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike.

Enchant creature you control
When Cartouche of Zeal enters, target creature can't block this turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.

When this Case enters, investigate.
To solve — You control three or more artifacts.
Solved — {2}{U}, Sacrifice this Case: Put four +1/+1 counters on target noncreature artifact. It becomes a 0/0 Bird creature with flying in addition to its other types.

When this Case enters, destroy up to one target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
To solve — Three or more creature cards were put into graveyards from anywhere this turn.
Solved — This Case is a 4/4 Gorgon creature with deathtouch and lifelink in addition to its other types.

Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
To solve — You've gained 5 or more life this turn.
Solved — Sacrifice this Case: Creature cards in your graveyard gain "You may cast this card from your graveyard" until end of turn.

Search your library for a Mercenary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{T}: Target player mills a card.

When Cathedral Sanctifier enters, you gain 3 life.

When Cauldron Familiar enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Sacrifice a Food: Return Cauldron Familiar from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Cauldron Familiar can't block.
When Cauldron Familiar enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Sacrifice a Food: Return Cauldron Familiar from your graveyard to the battlefield.

{1}{G}, Sacrifice Caustic Caterpillar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Soldier creature.
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it can block an additional creature each combat.

When Cenote Scout enters, it explores.

As Censorship enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.