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Squad {2}
Whenever Gary Clone attacks, each creature you control named Gary Clone gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Deathtouch
Whenever Glowing One deals combat damage to a player, they get four rad counters.
Whenever a player mills a nonland card, you gain 1 life.

Morbid — This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn.
Enchant creature
When Grim Reaper's Sprint enters the battlefield, untap each creature you control. If it's your main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has haste.

Trample
Gunner Conscript gets +1/+1 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.
When Gunner Conscript dies, if it was enchanted, create a Junk token.
When Gunner Conscript dies, if it was equipped, create a Junk token.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: You get {E}.
{3}, {T}, Pay X {E}, Sacrifice HELIOS One: Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value X. Activate only as a sorcery.

Each other creature you control that's a Zombie or Mutant gets +X/+X, where X is the number of counters on Hancock, Ghoulish Mayor.
Undying

Vigilance, reach
When Harold and Bob, First Numens dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has '{T}: Add three mana of any one color. You get two rad counters.'" Harold and Bob loses all other abilities.

Whenever Ian the Reckless attacks, if it's modified, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to you and any target.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks alone, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of nonland permanents you control."

Flying
Infesting Radroach can't block.
Whenever Infesting Radroach deals combat damage to a player, they get that many rad counters.
Whenever an opponent mills a nonland card, if Infesting Radroach is in your graveyard, you may return it to your hand.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, {T}: Draw X cards, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control.

Split second
For each Aura and Equipment you control, you may attach it to a creature you control.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities.

Whenever a Zombie or Mutant you control dies, if its power was different from its base power, draw a card.
Come Fly With Me — {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains flying until end of turn.

When Junk Jet enters the battlefield, create a Junk token.
{3}, Sacrifice another artifact: Double equipped creature's power until end of turn.
Equip {1}

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Junktown: Create three Junk tokens.

First strike, haste
Whenever Kellogg, Dangerous Mind attacks, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice five Treasures: Gain control of target creature for as long as you control Kellogg. Activate only as a sorcery.

Decimate — When Legate Lanius enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a tenth of the creatures they control, rounded up.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Legate Lanius.

Vigilance, trample, haste
Whenever Liberty Prime, Recharged attacks or blocks, sacrifice it unless you pay {E}{E}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You get {E}{E} and draw a card.

Vigilance
Lily Bowen, Raging Grandma enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Lily Bowen if its power is 16 or less. Otherwise, remove all but one +1/+1 counter from it, then you gain 1 life for each +1/+1 counter removed this way.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Roll X six-sided dice, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Create a tapped Treasure token for each even result. If you rolled 6 exactly seven times, you win the game.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each counter among players and permanents.
Trample
Lumbering Megasloth enters the battlefield tapped.

Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn.
Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Vigilance, trample
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if that creature has a +1/+1 counter on it. If it doesn't, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

You may have Mariposa Military Base enter the battlefield tapped. If you do, you get two rad counters.
{T}: Add {C}.
{5}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each rad counter you have.