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You gain life equal to the damage dealt to you this turn. Simulacrum deals damage to target creature you control equal to the damage dealt to you this turn.

Each nonland card in your hand without foretell has foretell. Its foretell cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {2}.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may cast a foretold card you own from exile without paying its mana cost this turn.

When Sinister Concierge dies, you may exile it and put three time counters on it. If you do, exile up to one target creature and put three time counters on it. Each card exiled this way that doesn't have suspend gains suspend.

Conjure a duplicate of each of up to two target nontoken creatures you control into your hand.

Cast this spell only during an opponent's turn, before attackers are declared.
Creatures the active player controls attack this turn if able.
At the beginning of the next end step, destroy all non-Wall creatures that player controls that didn't attack this turn. Ignore this effect for each creature the player didn't control continuously since the beginning of the turn.

Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

Sisterhood of Karn enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Sisterhood of Karn.

{T}: Add {R}.

{T}, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: For each opponent, you mill a card, then return that card from your graveyard to your hand unless that player pays 3 life.
Choose a Background

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.
1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.
2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it.
3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.
4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
5 — Destroy it.
6 — Exile it.

As Six-y Beast enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters.

All creatures are legendary.
Creatures with a black or silver expansion symbol get +1/+1.
Creatures without a black or silver expansion symbol get +2/+2.

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters under your control, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, that creature attacks during its controller's next combat phase if able.

Whenever Skanos Dragonheart attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among other Dragons you control and Dragon cards in your graveyard.
Choose a Background

Menace
Whenever Skanos, Black Dragon Vassal attacks, another target attacking creature gains menace and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Skanos's power.

Flying
Whenever Skanos, Blue Dragon Vassal attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Skanos's power.

Specialize {4}
Whenever Skanos, Dragon Vassal attacks, another target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Skanos's power.

Vigilance
Whenever Skanos, Green Dragon Vassal attacks, untap another target attacking creature. It gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Skanos's power.

First strike
Whenever Skanos, Red Dragon Vassal attacks, another target attacking creature gains first strike and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Skanos's power.

Lifelink
Whenever Skanos, White Dragon Vassal attacks, another target attacking creature gains lifelink and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Skanos's power.

Whenever another Elf or Berserker you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Skemfar Elderhall enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{1}{B}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Skemfar Elderhall: Up to one target creature you don't control gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Create two 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
When Skull Saucer enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stops touching the table.