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The Superlatorium (b)

The Superlatorium (b)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses "the cutest," "the loudest," or "the strongest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 2, 4, 6
  • Unfinity
The Superlatorium (c)

The Superlatorium (c)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses "the quietest," "the slowest," or "the ugliest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 2, 5, 6
  • Unfinity
The Superlatorium (d)

The Superlatorium (d)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses "the cleanest," "the hungriest," or "the strangest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 3, 4, 6
  • Unfinity
The Superlatorium (e)

The Superlatorium (e)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses "the friendliest," "the smartest," or "the wildest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 3, 5, 6
  • Unfinity
The Superlatorium (f)

The Superlatorium (f)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses "the funniest," "the smelliest," or "the sturdiest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 4, 5, 6
  • Unfinity
Swinging Ship

Swinging Ship

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.
"I feel just like Kari Zev! Ragavan, set a course for Lathnu!"
—Vorthos, Steward of Myth
Attraction Lights: 2, 6
Trash Bin

Trash Bin

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
"I had to wrestle a squirrel for it, but I won!"
Attraction Lights: 2, 6
Trivia Contest (a)

Trivia Contest (a)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses white card, land card, or planeswalker card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 2, 3, 6
  • Unfinity
Trivia Contest (b)

Trivia Contest (b)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses blue card, enchantment card, or creature type, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 2, 4, 6
  • Unfinity
Trivia Contest (c)

Trivia Contest (c)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses black card, artifact card, or expansion, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 2, 5, 6
  • Unfinity
Trivia Contest (d)

Trivia Contest (d)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses red card, sorcery card, or legendary card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 3, 4, 6
  • Unfinity
Trivia Contest (e)

Trivia Contest (e)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses green card, instant card, or named mechanic, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 3, 5, 6
  • Unfinity
Trivia Contest (f)

Trivia Contest (f)

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — An opponent chooses colorless card, creature card, or plane, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 4, 5, 6
  • Unfinity
Tunnel of Love

Tunnel of Love

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other.
Attraction Lights: 2, 6
Atinlay Igpay

Atinlay Igpay {5}{W}

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3/3
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Bosom Buddy

Bosom Buddy {3}{W}

Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
"Step 1: I believe in a power and toughness greater than myself . . . ."
1/4
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Cardpecker

Cardpecker {1}{W}

Creature - Bird
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
1½/1
Cheap Ass

Cheap Ass {1}{W}

Creature - Donkey Townsfolk
Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.
And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain.
1/3½
  • Unhinged
Collector Protector

Collector Protector {3}{W}{W}

Creature - Human Gamer
{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
"Here—have a Mudhole."
2/5
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Drawn Together

Drawn Together {2}{W}{W}

Enchantment
As Drawn Together enters, choose an artist.
Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
"My Pete Venters theme deck is nearly complete. Then I shall be unstoppable! Bwahahahaaa!"
—Pete Venters
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Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) {2}{W}

Instant
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.
Synonyms for "erase" we haven't used: ablate, a̶b̶r̶a̶d̶e̶, chafe, fray, f̶r̶a̶z̶z̶l̶e̶, scuff, and scrub.
  • Unhinged
Fascist Art Director

Fascist Art Director {1}{W}{W}

Creature - Human Horror
{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford, After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.
2/2
  • Unhinged
First Come, First Served

First Come, First Served {1}{W}

Enchantment
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.
Yotian soldiers hoped that one day R&D would make an artifact creature whose name starts with Z. And in their dreams, it's a 4/1.
  • Unhinged
Head to Head

Head to Head {W}

Instant
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
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Ladies' Knight

Ladies' Knight {3}{W}

Creature - Human Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
"I said 'Put him in a core set, not a corset!'"
—Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
2/2
  • Unhinged