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{2}, {T}, Pay {R} for each target: Tap any number of random target creatures. Goblins tapped in this way do not untap during their controllers' next untap phases.

Whenever a non-black creature is put into any graveyard from play, put a husk counter on Necropolis of Azar.
{5}, Remove a husk counter from Necropolis of Azar: Put a Spawn of Azar token into play. Treat this token as a black creature with a random power and toughness, each no less than 1 and no greater than 3, that has swampwalk.

Randomly distribute X -0/-1 counters among a random number of random target creatures.

{3}, {T}: Choose a random summon card from all players' decks. For each player, flip a coin. If the flip ends up heads, put a token creature into play and treat it as though an exact copy of the chosen summon card were just played.

During each player's upkeep, that player exchanges control of random target artifact, creature or land he or she controls, for control of random target permanent of the same type that a random opponent controls.

Flying
During your upkeep, Prismatic Dragon becomes a random color permanently.
{2}: Prismatic Dragon becomes a random color permanently.

When Rainbow Knights comes into play, it gains protection from a random color permanently.
{1}: First strike until end of turn.
{W}{W}: +0/+0, +1/+0 or +2/+0 until end of turn chosen at random.

Play X random fast effects.

Cannot be the target of spells or effects. World Champion has power and toughness equal to the life total of target opponent.
{0}: Discard your hand to search your library for 1996 World Champion and reveal it to all players. Shuffle your library and put 1996 World Champion on top of it. Use this ability only at the beginning of your upkeep, and only if 1996 World Champion is in your library.

When Shichifukujin Dragon comes into play, put seven +1/+1 counters on it.
{R}{R}{R}, Sacrifice two +1/+1 counters: Put three +1/+1 counters on Shichifukujin Dragon at end of turn. Play this ability as a sorcery.

Allows Richard to propose marriage to Lily. If the proposal is accepted both players win; mix the cards in play, both libraries, and both graveyards as a shared deck.