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Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.

Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.
Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.

When Spark Fiend enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.
Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.

{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result.
1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.
3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.
4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 — It gains flying until end of turn.
6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Enchant player
As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand.
When Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and enchanted player loses 3 life.

Whenever Abyssal Nightstalker attacks and isn't blocked, defending player discards a card.

Vigilance

{T}: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

When Alaborn Zealot blocks a creature, destroy that creature and Alaborn Zealot.

{T}: Apprentice Sorcerer deals 1 damage to any target. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Armored Galleon can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

When Brutal Nightstalker enters the battlefield, you may have target opponent discard a card.

{T}: Return Coastal Wizard and another target creature to their owners' hands. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

If Cunning Giant is unblocked, you may have it assign its combat damage to a creature defending player controls.

Flying