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When Marina Vendrell's Grimoire enters, if you cast it, draw five cards.
You have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
Whenever you gain life, draw that many cards.
Whenever you lose life, discard that many cards. Then if you have no cards in hand, you lose the game.

Hidden agenda
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name attacks, you may pay {W}. If you do, that creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Flying, first strike

This spell can't be countered.
Draw two cards, then amass Zombies X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Flying
When this creature dies, draw a card.

When The Master enters, target player gets two rad counters.
{T}: Put target creature card in a graveyard that was milled this turn onto the battlefield under your control. It's a green Mutant with base power and toughness 3/3.

Flying, deathtouch
Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 3 life.

Dakkon enters with a number of loyalty counters on him equal to the number of lands you control.
[+1]: Surveil 2.
[–3]: Exile target creature.
[–6]: You may put an artifact card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.

Whenever a creature you control enters, target opponent loses life equal to the difference between that creature's power and its toughness.

If you control an Eldrazi Spawn, create three 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." Otherwise, create one of those tokens.

Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, create a 3/3 black Demon creature token.
[+1]: Draw a card. For each opponent, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard and put a page counter on it.
[–3]: You may cast a spell from among cards in exile with page counters on them without paying its mana cost.
Tasha, the Witch Queen can be your commander.

Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the number of Forests you control.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature token.
Equip {3}

Target artifact or creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Scry 1.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may collect evidence 4.
Whenever you collect evidence, investigate.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

This land enters tapped.

Exile up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments.
Basic landcycling {2}

Haste
Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then scry 1.

Flying
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a monocolored creature of their choice.

Flying
Vigilance

Flying
Wither
Creatures your opponents control with counters on them can't attack or block.

{5}{U}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Enchant land
When this Aura enters, draw a card.
Enchanted land is a Swamp.

Target opponent discards a card at random, then discards a card.

Freerunning {U}{B}
Menace
Other Assassins you control get +1/+1.