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Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, Memory Worm deals 2 damage to target player. That player discards a card, then draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on Memory Worm.

Soldier creatures have vigilance.
{2}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

You may exert Gust Walker as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.

Creatures with power less than Shrill Howler's power can't block it.
{5}{G}: Transform Shrill Howler.

Defender
When Wall of Resurgence enters the battlefield, you may put three +1/+1 counters on target land you control. If you do, that land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste that's still a land.

Each opponent chooses a creature card in their graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control.

You may pay {1}{W} and exile a creature card from your graveyard rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Flying

Mirage Mesa enters the battlefield tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

When Sandsteppe Scavenger enters the battlefield, bolster 2.

Creature spells cost {2} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

{1}{U}: Minotaur Illusionist gains shroud until end of turn.
{R}, Sacrifice Minotaur Illusionist: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature.

Destroy all artifacts, then Structural Assault deals damage to each creature equal to the number of artifacts that were put into graveyards from the battlefield this turn.

{1}, {T}: Untap target land.
{1}, {T}, Exert Hope Tender: Untap two target lands.

Whenever Thorn Lieutenant becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
{5}{G}: Thorn Lieutenant gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your end step, create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of opponents who control more lands than you.

Flying
Soulshift 5

White creatures have plainswalk.

Crumbling Vestige enters the battlefield tapped.
When Crumbling Vestige enters the battlefield, add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add {C}.

Vigilance
Daybound

First strike
Ward—Pay 3 life.
Nightbound

Flying
{2}: Target player mills a card. Mindshrieker gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the milled card's mana value.

Cascade
Volcanic Torrent deals X damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control, where X is the number of spells you've cast this turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has reach.
{G}: Return Whip Silk to its owner's hand.

Trample
When Concert Kaboomist enters the battlefield or is turned face up, it deals X damage to target opponent, where X is the number of noncreature spells you've cast since the beginning of your last turn.
Disguise {R}