468 cards found
Man of Measure

Man of Measure {1}{W}{W}

Creature - Human Knight
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
You need to be this tall to play this card.
2/2
  • Unhinged
Mana Flair

Mana Flair {1}{R}

Instant
Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.
What began as black
Has slowly shifted to red.
Fickle color pie.
  • Unhinged
Mana Screw

Mana Screw {1}

Artifact
{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.
There was no darker or more evil creation in all the multiverse than that of the mana screw.
Mary O'Kill

Mary O'Kill {5}{B/R}

Legendary Creature - Human Villain
{1}{B/R}: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)
5/5
Masterful Ninja

Masterful Ninja {2}{B}

Creature - Troll Ninja
Haste
Reveal Masterful Ninja from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.
{1}{B}: Masterful Ninja gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
1/1
Meddling Kids

Meddling Kids {2}{W}{U}

Creature - Human Child
As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
These kids know their four-letter words.
2/3
  • Unhinged
Mer Man

Mer Man {4}{U}

Host Creature - Human Fish
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may draw a card.
3/3
Mesa Chicken

Mesa Chicken {W}{W}

Creature - Bird
Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn.
"Lo! lord of layers proudly comb-crested
Hero to hens father to feathers
Crowing sun-caller weaver of wattle
Elder to eggs."
—Rooster Saga
2/2
  • Unglued
Midlife Upgrade

Midlife Upgrade {3}{W}

Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.
Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
  • Unstable
Mine, Mine, Mine!

Mine, Mine, Mine! {4}{G}{G}

Enchantment
When Mine, Mine, Mine! enters the battlefield, each player puts their library into their hand.
Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.
Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.
When Mine, Mine, Mine! leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.
  • Unglued
Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror {7}

Artifact
Mirror Mirror enters the battlefield tapped.
{7}, {T}, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Mise

Mise {U}

Instant
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
mise 'mīz v [alter. of might as well] (1997) 1: to win when you don't deserve to 2: to top-deck the "tings" you need 3: to be rewarded by an opponent's bad luck 4: to coin a phrase that spreads through the tournament scene like wildfire 5: to fling a monkey 6: to split firewood using a sharp instrument 7: To burn
Mishra's Toy Workshop

Mishra's Toy Workshop

Land
{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only on spells and abilities that put tokens onto the battlefield. Use toys to represent the tokens.
Even though Urza tried to apologize, Mishra continued to bear a grudge.
  • Happy Holidays
Miss Demeanor

Miss Demeanor {3}{W}

Creature - Lady of Proper Etiquette
Flying, first strike
At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice Miss Demeanor.
Even war can be civil.
3/1
  • Unglued
Modular Monstrosity

Modular Monstrosity {7}

Artifact Creature - Construct
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, Modular Monstrosity gains that ability. Otherwise, Modular Monstrosity loses all keyword abilities.
3/3
Moniker Mage

Moniker Mage {2}{U}

Creature - Human Wizard
{U}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn.
{U}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.
2/2
  • Unhinged
Monkey Monkey Monkey

Monkey Monkey Monkey {3}{G}

Creature - Monkey
As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Many matches make more madcap monkey mayhem.
1/1
Monkey-

Monkey-

Creature - Monkey
(Color indicator: Monkey- is green)
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+2/+2
  • Unstable
Mons's Goblin Waiters

Mons's Goblin Waiters {R}

Creature - Goblin Waiter
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.
Poached Rukh Eggs
Rock
Cooked Rock
Unicorn-on-the-Cob
Wormfang Turtle Soup
1/1
More or Less

More or Less {U}

Instant
Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 678.
  • Unstable
Mother Kangaroo

Mother Kangaroo {4}{G}

Host Creature - Kangaroo
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
1/1
Mother of Goons

Mother of Goons {2}{B}

Creature - Human Cleric
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
"Word to me."
3/2
  • Unhinged
Mouth to Mouth

Mouth to Mouth {3}{U}

Sorcery
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the Unglued expansion.
  • Unhinged
Mox Lotus

Mox Lotus {15}

Artifact
{T}: Add {∞}.
{100}: Add one mana of any color.
Multi-Headed

Multi-Headed

Creature - Hydra
(Color indicator: Multi-Headed is green)
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment {4}{G} ({4}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+4/+4
  • Unstable