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As Camato Scout enters the battlefield, choose a basic land type at random. Camato Scout has landwalk of the chosen type.

Other Elves you control get +1/+1.
{T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.

Sacrifice a Treasure: Capenna Express becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 3

Double strike
Spells cast from among cards you drew this turn cost {1} less to cast.
Spells cast from among cards your opponents drew this turn cost {1} more to cast.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

During your first three turns of the game, Captivating Crossroads enters the battlefield tapped if you were the starting player.
As Captivating Crossroads enters the battlefield, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Enchant creature
For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. If that mana is spent on a Dragon creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.

{T}: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of those people who applauded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.

Deathtouch
When Carnival Carnivore enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

{TK}{TK} — Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate.
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/7

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

When this Case enters the battlefield, conjure four cards named Fblthp, the Lost into your library, then shuffle. Draw a card.
To solve — You control a legendary Homunculus.
Solved — You may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.

When this Case enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to any target.
Damage isn't removed from creatures during cleanup steps.
To solve — Three or more creatures are damaged.
Solved — Whenever you attack with one or more creatures, this Case deals that much damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

Draw three cards, then look at the top card of each player's library.

Vigilance
Whenever Cass or another creature you control dies, if it was enchanted or equipped, return any number of Aura cards that were attached to it from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature, then attach any number of Equipment that were attached to it to that creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
If Catlike Curiosity would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

When you encounter Caught in a Parallel Universe, each player chooses a creature controlled by the player to their left. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the creature they chose, except it has menace.

Cauldron Familiar can't block.
When Cauldron Familiar enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Sacrifice a Food: Return Cauldron Familiar from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Celebrity Fencer.

Flying
When Celestial Regulator enters the battlefield, choose target creature you don't control and tap it. If you control a creature with a counter on it, the chosen creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

{W}, {T}: Draft a card from Celestial Vault's spellbook and exile it face down.
{1}, Sacrifice Celestial Vault: Put each card exiled with Celestial Vault into your hand.

When Celestine Cave Witch enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 black Insect creature tokens.
Whenever Celestine Cave Witch attacks, you may sacrifice an Insect. When you do, curse defending player. (Create a black Aura Curse enchantment token that's attached to that player. It has enchant player and "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.")

Creatures without flying or islandwalk can't attack.
Whenever chaos ensues, until a player planeswalks, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.