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Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may pay {2}{U}. If you do, create a 2/2 blue Bird enchantment creature token with flying.

Uurg's power is equal to the number of land cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1.
{B}{G}, Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.

Suspend 3—{0}
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+3 and has reach.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color that shares a color with a permanent a player controls.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You gain 3 life.

Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.

Lifelink

When Fortune enters, scry 2.
Whenever Fortune attacks while saddled, at end of combat, exile it and up to one creature that saddled it this turn, then return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
Saddle 1

Spree
+ {3} — Create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying.
+ {1} — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. You gain 1 life.
Cycling {2}

Flying
Other creatures you control with flying get +0/+1.
{T}: Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+0 until end of turn.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Cave you control and each Cave card in your graveyard.
Lifelink

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.

All creatures have "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay 1 life."

If you would planeswalk, instead look at the top two cards of your planar deck, put one on the bottom of your planar deck and the other on top, then planeswalk.
{T}: Add {G}.
Doctor's companion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of red cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way.
Exile the top X cards of your library. You may play up to two of those cards until the end of your next turn.

{G}: Regenerate this creature.

Creatures you control get +0/+1 and have reach.

At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.
Whenever the Ring tempts you, if you chose a creature other than Faramir as your Ring-bearer, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Volley of Boulders deals 6 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.
Flashback {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}

Morph {2}{R}
When this creature is turned face up, it deals 2 damage to any target.

Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player mills X cards, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.

Ranger's Firebrand deals 2 damage to any target. The Ring tempts you.

When this artifact enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature.
{1}{R}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact.