Cumulative upkeep {1}{U}{U} If tapped for mana, Plains produce {R}, Swamps produce {G}, Mountains produce {W}, and Forests produce {B} instead of any other type.
"Nothing is as it seems." —Gerda Äagesdotter, Archmage of the Unseen
Flying When Really Charming Prince enters the battlefield, choose one of the following four cards at random: Piracy Charm, Sapphire Charm, Trickery Charm, and Vision Charm. You may create a copy of the chosen card and cast that copy without paying its mana cost.
Remove Rebirth from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante. Each player may ante the top card of their library. If a player does, that player's life total becomes 20.
Roll two d12 and choose one result. Reckless Endeavor deals damage equal to that result to each creature. Then create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the other result.
Which burns more fiercely? Your ambition, or the flame?
Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever one or more Mice you control attack, draft a card from Recruit Instructor's spellbook. Valiant — Whenever Recruit Instructor becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Mouse creature token.
{1}{U}: Exchange Red Herring from your hand with a permanent you control on the battlefield or a spell you control on the stack. If that permanent or spell was the target of a spell or ability, change that target to Red Herring.
{2}, {T}: Put a charge counter on Red Mana Battery. {T}, Remove any number of charge counters from Red Mana Battery: Add {R}, then add an additional {R} for each charge counter removed this way.
Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet T-shirt round.
{X}, {T}: Change the target of target spell with a single target if that target is you. The new target must be a player. X is twice the mana value of that spell.