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Kicker—Sacrifice a land.
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, return another target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Tap an untapped Octopus you control: Tap target permanent.
{U}{U}{U}: Tap all creatures without flying.

{1}{B}, {T}: Target opponent discards a card. Then if that player has no cards in hand, flip this creature.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it, then choose an artifact or creature card from their graveyard. Exile the chosen cards.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, this enchantment becomes a 4/4 Illusion creature with flying in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets an additional +1/+0.
Equip {2}

Choose target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on the creature you control if it has power 4 or greater. Then those creatures fight each other.

If there are five or more Heads on the battlefield, tap two of them and they don't untap during the Hydra's next untap step. Otherwise, reveal the top card of the Hydra's library and the Hydra casts that card.

Trample
Hideaway 3, hideaway 3
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if there are cards exiled with it, you may play one of them without paying its mana cost.

Lifelink
Throw Wide the Gates — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay X life, where X is that spell's mana value. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it. Do this only once each turn.

Defender
Whenever you attack with one or more Goblins and/or Orcs, create a 2/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with flying named Ballistic Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.

Choose one —
• Counter target red spell.
• Destroy target red permanent.

{1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This token can't be blocked." Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
{3}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 4/4 Dragon creature token named Reliquary Dragon that's all colors. It has flying, lifelink, and "When this token enters, it deals 3 damage to any target." Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever this creature attacks, create a 2/1 black Warrior creature token.
Dash {3}{B}

{2}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact, then draw a card for each charge counter on it.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a fuse counter on this Aura.
When enchanted creature dies, this Aura deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of fuse counters on this Aura.

Flying
When this creature enters, support 2.

Partner with Laurine, the Diversion
Lifelink
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life and create a Blood token.

{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Flying
This creature can't block.

Whenever you cast a spell, populate.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each of its colors.
Equip {1}

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
Warp {1}{W}