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As Phyrexian Revoker enters, choose a nonland card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.

I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
II — Destroy all nonartifact creatures.
III — Exile all opponents' graveyards.

Infect
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature token with infect for each poison counter your opponents have.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect.

Infect
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get a poison counter.

If damage would be dealt to Phytohydra, put that many +1/+1 counters on it instead.

When Phytotitan dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Whenever a nontoken artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to your hand unless target opponent has Pia's Revolution deal 3 damage to them.

When Pierce Strider enters, target opponent loses 3 life.

Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
{R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

Target player mills two cards. Draw two cards.

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Pillar of Flame deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."

Morph {4}{G}
Whenever Pine Walker or another creature you control is turned face up, untap that creature.

Destroy target creature with flying. Bolster 2.

Whenever you cast a spell with a smile in its art, create a tapped Treasure token.
Everypony's Invited — Your party consists of each creature you control, and your party is always full.

When Piston Sledge enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +3/+1.
Equip—Sacrifice an artifact.

Defender
As long as you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, Piston-Fist Cyclops can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Destroy target creature with flying. Its controller gets a poison counter.

Target creature you control fights another target creature.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Pit Trap: Destroy target attacking creature without flying. It can't be regenerated.

When Pith Driller enters, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Deathtouch