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For each nonland permanent, choose a player at random. Then each player gains control of each permanent for which they were chosen. Untap those permanents.

Destroy target artifact.
Cycling {2}

Each player exiles all artifact cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all artifacts they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.

Whenever an artifact or enchantment is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you gain 1 life.

Scrapyard Salvo deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the number of artifact cards in your graveyard.

Target creature gets +5/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has "{2}, {T}: Target player mills three cards."
Equip {3}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1.
When enchanted creature dies, return Screams from Within from your graveyard to the battlefield.

{1}{B}, Exile a card from your graveyard: Screams of the Damned deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

{1}, {T}: Exile any number of cards from your hand face down. Put that many cards from the top of your library into your hand. Then look at the exiled cards and put them on top of your library in any order.

{1}, Sacrifice Scroll of Avacyn: Draw a card. If you control an Angel, you gain 5 life.

{T}: Manifest a card from your hand.

{1}, Sacrifice Scroll of Griselbrand: Target opponent discards a card. If you control a Demon, that player loses 3 life.

I — Gain control of up to one target artifact for as long as you control Scroll of Isildur. The Ring tempts you.
II — Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them.
III — Draw a card for each tapped creature target opponent controls.

{2}, {T}: Draw a card if you have seven or more cards in hand.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a lore counter on Scroll of the Masters.
{3}, {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each lore counter on Scroll of the Masters.

Exile up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Draw a card.

Target opponent chooses an artifact card in their graveyard. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has menace.
Equip {2}

When Scrutiny of the Guildpact enters the battlefield, you may choose a creature card in your hand. If you do, that card perpetually incorporates {W} and gains "When you cast this spell, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token."
Multicolored creatures you control get +1/+1.

{3}, {T}: Choose a number greater than 0 and a color. Target opponent reveals their hand. If that opponent reveals exactly the chosen number of cards of the chosen color, you draw a card.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}{S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If that card is snow, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.

When Sculpted Perfection enters the battlefield, incubate 2.
Phyrexians you control get +1/+1.

Choose a creature you control, then each opponent chooses a creature they control with equal or lesser power. If you chose a creature this way, exile each creature not chosen by any player this way.