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Pyromancy 101 deals 1 damage to any target.
Teach {1}{R} (Then exile this spell taught to a creature you control. For as long as this card remains exiled, that creature has "{T}: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy for its teach cost.")

Whenever Qala, Ajani's Pridemate attacks, other attacking creatures you control get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of counters on Qala.
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Qala.
{3}{W}: You gain 1 life.

Creatures with swampwalk can be blocked as though they didn't have swampwalk.

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except it isn't legendary.
Rebound

{T}: If target Plains is tapped for mana, it produces colorless mana instead of white mana.

Menace, Lifelink, Toxic 2
Quest Compleated Beast can't be blocked by tokens.
Your opponent can't gain life or remove poison counters.
Whenever Quest Compleated Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target battle that player is protecting.

When Questing Cosplayer enters the battlefield, create a Questing Role token and attach it to target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has all the abilities of Questing Beast.)

Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Haste
The stack is now first in, first out instead of last in, first out. (The first spell or ability on the stack is the first one to resolve.)

Vigilance
Whenever you draw a card, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Menace
Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction.

Whenever you crank Quick-Stick Lick Trick, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

When Quicksilver Lapidary enters, conjure a card named Mox Opal into your hand.

When you planeswalk to Quicksilver Sea and at the beginning of your upkeep, scry 4.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your library. You may play it without paying its mana cost.

Ward {2}
Whenever you cast a spell from among cards put into your hand this turn, proliferate.

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
{T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

Flying, trample
When RMS Titanic deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it and create that many Treasure tokens.
Crew 3

When Racketeer Boss enters the battlefield, choose up to two creature and/or planeswalker cards in your hand. They perpetually gain "When you cast this spell, create a Treasure token."

When Rad Rascal enters, open an Attraction.

Hexproof from white and from black
Whenever one or more Knights you control attack, draft a card from Raddic, Tal Zealot's spellbook.

Whenever Radha's Firebrand attacks, target creature defending player controls with power less than or equal to Radha's Firebrand's power can't block this turn.
Domain — {5}{R}: Radha's Firebrand gets +2/+2 until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.

Domain — Whenever Radha, Coalition Warlord enters or becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. If you weren't the starting player, you gain 4 life.
Cycling {W}
When you cycle Radiant Smite, if you weren't the starting player, you gain 2 life.

Each creature you control with a mana ability gets +2/+2.
Whenever a creature you control with a mana ability attacks, untap it.
Whenever you cast a spell, if at least seven mana was spent to cast it, untap target creature. It gets +7/+7 and gains trample until end of turn.