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Hagra Constrictor enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace.

Hagra Constrictor enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace.

Enchant land you control
Enchanted land is a 4/5 green Spirit creature with vigilance and haste. It's still a land.
If enchanted land would be destroyed, instead sacrifice Harmonious Emergence and that land gains indestructible until end of turn.

You may choose not to untap Hedge Whisperer during your untap step.
{3}{G}, {T}, Collect evidence 4: Target land you control becomes a 5/5 green Plant Boar creature with haste for as long as Hedge Whisperer remains tapped. It's still a land. Activate only as a sorcery.

All creatures lose indestructible until end of turn. Hour of Devastation deals 5 damage to each creature and each non-Bolas planeswalker.

Convoke
Indestructible

Parley — Whenever Innocuous Researcher attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you investigate. Then each player draws a card.
At the beginning of your end step, you may untap all lands you control. If you do, you can't cast spells until your next turn.

At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each +1/+1 counter you've put on creatures under your control this turn.

At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each +1/+1 counter you've put on creatures under your control this turn.

When Killer Service enters the battlefield, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have.
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {2} and sacrifice a token. If you do, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.

Flying
Creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

Other Plants and Treefolk you control get +2/+0.
At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, return target Plant, Treefolk, or land card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature specializes, tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls. That permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control Lukamina, Crocodile Form.
When Lukamina, Crocodile Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.

Vigilance
When Lumbering Battlement enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nontoken creatures you control until it leaves the battlefield.
Lumbering Battlement gets +2/+2 for each card exiled with it.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +4/+4.
When Mantle of the Wolf is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.

{1}{B/R}: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)

When Moldgraf Millipede enters the battlefield, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on Moldgraf Millipede for each creature card in your graveyard.

Kicker {B}
When Nantuko Slicer enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was kicked, conjure a duplicate of target card in an opponent's graveyard into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."

Deathtouch

This spell costs {8} less to cast if you have eight or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Ward {8}
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature has base power and toughness 8/8 until end of turn.

Flying
Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

Defender
{T}: You gain 1 life.
{2}, Sacrifice Overgrown Arch: Learn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)
X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.