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{T}: Add {C}.
{4}{S}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

{T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.

If this artifact would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put this artifact onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add {G}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control a Dragon.

{T}: Add {B}.

{T}: Add {∞}.
{100}: Add one mana of any color.

Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.

{T}: Add {W}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. You get two poison counters.

{T}: Add {R}.

{T}: Add {U}.

Suspend 3—{0}
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

{2}, {T}, Remove X counters from an artifact or creature you control: Choose one. Activate only as a sorcery.
• Put X charge counters on target artifact.
• Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.
{1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target Bat, Lizard, Rat, or Squirrel card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creatures you control get +X/+0, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Equipped creature has lifelink if you control a Cleric, deathtouch if you control a Rogue, haste if you control a Warrior, and flying if you control a Wizard.
As long as you have a full party, prevent all damage that would be dealt to equipped creature.
Equip {2}

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E}.
Pay {E}: This creature gains your choice of flying, vigilance, or lifelink until end of turn.
Pay {E}: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.

Universes Beyond spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Each creature gets +1/+1 for each different Universe among permanents its controller controls. (Magic: The Gathering and D&D each count as a universe.)
Whenever Chaos ensues, for each universe, return up to one target card from that Universe from your graveyard to your hand.

As this land enters, choose a basic land type. Then you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
This land is the chosen type.

Start your engines!
{T}: Add {C}.
Max speed — {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Whenever a nontoken creature enters, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target land becomes a 4/4 creature that's still a land.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip—Discard a card.

Whenever a creature you control enters with a counter on it, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target.

Devoid
When this creature enters, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.