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Whenever a source you control other than this artifact deals damage to an opponent, put a charge counter on this artifact.
{X}, {T}, Remove X charge counters from this artifact: It deals X damage to any target.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control if you weren't the starting player. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

{T}: Add {G}{G}.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, tap up to two target creatures your opponents control.

{5}{G}{G}: Put seven +1/+1 counters on target noncreature land you control. It becomes a 0/0 Fungus creature with haste. It's still a land.

Create a 2/2 white Monk creature token.
Coststorm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each different mana value among other spells and lands you've played this turn.)

Spectacle {R}
Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying.
{2}, Sacrifice this Aura: Draw a card.

Protection from blue
Cycling {2}

When this creature enters, shuffle the cards from your hand into your library, then draw that many cards.

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

This creature gets +3/+0 as long as there are two or more unlocked doors among Rooms you control.

When Hinterland Chef enters the battlefield, draft a card from Hinterland Chef's spellbook. It perpetually becomes a Food artifact in addition to its other types and perpetually gains "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life."

{X}, {T}: You may exile a nonland card from your hand. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled. Put a charge counter on this artifact and note the type and amount of mana spent to pay this activation cost. Activate only if there are no charge counters on this artifact.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Add this artifact's last noted type and amount of mana. Spend this mana only to cast the last card exiled with this artifact.

Damage can't be prevented this turn.
Creatures you control have double strike, trample, and must attack if able until end of turn.

Flying, vigilance
Whenever you gain or lose life during your turn, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
{2}{B}{B}{B}, {T}, Exile this land: Mill four cards, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Battle cry
When this creature enters or dies, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

When this creature enters, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Flying

Evolve
{T}: Add {G} for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.

{X}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.