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Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains vigilance, trample, lifelink, indestructible, and haste until end of turn.
Flashback {2}{R}{W}

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains flying until end of turn.

Flying
You have hexproof.
Angelic Enforcer's power and toughness are each equal to your life total.
Whenever Angelic Enforcer attacks, double your life total.

Flying
Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, they gain indestructible until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever Angelic Protector becomes the target of a spell or ability, Angelic Protector gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a permanent.
Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has flying.

Flying
Whenever another permanent you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, investigate.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you control no nonartifact, nonwhite creatures.

Haste
As long as Anger is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.

Anger of the Gods deals 3 damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Hexproof
Creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able.

Creatures you control have menace.
[–2]: Amass Zombies 2.

Trample
During your turn, Angry Mob's power and toughness are each equal to 2 plus the number of Swamps your opponents control. During turns other than yours, Angry Mob's power and toughness are each 2.

Discard a card. If you do, seek two cards that don't share a card type with the discarded card.

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

{G}{W}{U}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Activate only before the combat damage step.

Deathtouch
The first instant or sorcery spell you cast each turn has casualty 2.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Ox, or Snake.

Protection from white and from black
Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Animar, Soul of Elements.
Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each +1/+1 counter on Animar.

Enchant artifact
As long as enchanted artifact isn't a creature, it's an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value.

Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When Animate Dead enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.

Enchant Wall
Enchanted Wall can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Flying

Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a permanent you control, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
{3}, {T}: Choose a counter on target permanent or player. Give that permanent or player another counter of that kind.