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{X}, {T}: You gain X life.

Mentor
Whenever you attack a player, target creature that's attacking that player gains first strike until end of turn.

{2}{W}: Target player gains 1 life.
{2}{B}: Each player loses 1 life.

Overbeing of Myth's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.

Protection from blue, from black, and from red

Create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."

When Petrahydrox becomes the target of a spell or ability, return Petrahydrox to its owner's hand.

Defender
As long as you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, Piston-Fist Cyclops can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Target creature you control fights another target creature.

Deathtouch

Flash
Defender, flying

Destroy target land. Poison the Well deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Flash
When Portal Manipulator enters the battlefield during the declare attackers step, choose target player and any number of target attacking creatures their opponents control. Those creatures are now attacking that player.

Defender
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Prismari Pledgemage can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Other permanents you control have hexproof.

Trample
Creatures you control with trample have "You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked."

Put up to two target creature cards from a single graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. They gain haste until end of turn. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

{W/U}, {Q}: Look at the top card of your library. You may exile that card.

Destroy target tapped creature.

Each player returns each creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield with an additional -1/-1 counter on it.

When Quandrix Cultivator enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Quandrix Pledgemage.

{B/G}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from a creature you control: Quillspike gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

{3}{B}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
{3}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Haste