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When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

When you set this scheme in motion, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw seven cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, discard your hand.

Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Hidden agenda
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name attacks, you may pay {W}. If you do, that creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Your minimum deck size is reduced by five.

Whenever a white creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever a nonwhite creature dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures can't attack you until a player planeswalks.

Players may cast enchantment spells as though they had flash.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature that isn't enchanted.

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, it gains two abilities chosen at random from flying, first strike, trample, haste, protection from black, protection from red, and vigilance.

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target enchantment, and up to one target nonbasic land.

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Schemes can't be set in motion that turn.

When you planeswalk to Amy's Home and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a nonland card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
Whenever chaos ensues, time travel.

{TK}{TK} — Afflict 2
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Flying
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/6

When you planeswalk to Antarctic Research Base and at the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of artifacts you control. It becomes a Plant in addition to its other types.

Byzantium Radiation — At the beginning of your upkeep, put an exposure counter on Aplan Mortarium. Then you lose life equal to the number of exposure counters on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature tokens with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this permanent isn't a creature until end of turn."

Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage, it deals double that damage instead.

{X}, Return a creature you control with mana value X to its owner's hand: Draw a number of cards chosen at random between 0 and X. X can't be 0.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on target permanent you control.

When you planeswalk to Aretopolis or at the beginning of your upkeep, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then you gain life equal to the number of scroll counters on it.
When Aretopolis has ten or more scroll counters on it, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then draw cards equal to the number of scroll counters on it.

Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

{2}: Ashling the Pilgrim Avatar deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

{5}: Destroy all nonland permanents. Activate only once and only during your turn.

Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it.

Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "When this creature dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."