Unstable

Ineffable Blessing (d)

Ineffable Blessing (d) {1}{G}

Enchantment
As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a rarity.
Whenever a creature with the chosen rarity enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
"Hallowed be this collection of miscellaneous items!"
Ineffable Blessing (e)

Ineffable Blessing (e) {1}{G}

Enchantment
As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose odd or even.
Whenever a creature with a collector number of the chosen value enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
"Hallowed be this gathering of eclectic products!"
Ineffable Blessing (f)

Ineffable Blessing (f) {1}{G}

Enchantment
As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a number.
Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
"Hallowed be this potpourri of sundry goods!"
Joyride Rigger

Joyride Rigger {3}{G}

Creature - Goblin Rigger
When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
chitty-chitty-BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
3/3
Monkey-

Monkey-

Creature - Monkey
(Color indicator: Monkey- is green)
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+2/+2
Mother Kangaroo

Mother Kangaroo {4}{G}

Host Creature - Kangaroo
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
1/1
Multi-Headed

Multi-Headed

Creature - Hydra
(Color indicator: Multi-Headed is green)
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment {4}{G} ({4}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+4/+4
Really Epic Punch

Really Epic Punch {1}{G}

Sorcery
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
It smarts more than the average bear.
Selfie Preservation

Selfie Preservation {1}{G}

Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
"Be sure to get the tree in the picture."
Serpentine

Serpentine

Creature - Wurm
(Color indicator: Serpentine is green)
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control,
Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+3/+3
Shellephant

Shellephant {1}{G}{G}

Creature - Turtle and/or Elephant
{0}: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.
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Slaying Mantis

Slaying Mantis {5}{G}{G}

Creature - Insect Wrestler
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move cards on the battlefield.)
Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
6/6
Squirrel Dealer

Squirrel Dealer {G}

Creature - Raccoon Lizard Bird
When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
"You see that sheen on the fur? The glint in their eyes? Top quality. These are the real deal."
1/1
Steamflogger Service Rep

Steamflogger Service Rep {2}{G}

Creature - Goblin Rigger
Whenever another Goblin enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {1}. If you do, Steamflogger Service Rep assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
It's more like a hard day of lunch with a work break between shifts.
1/1
Wild Crocodile

Wild Crocodile {1}{G}

Host Creature - Crocodile
When this creature enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
1/1
Willing Test Subject

Willing Test Subject {2}{G}

Creature - Spider Monkey Scientist
Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject.
{6}: Roll a six-sided die.
2/2
Baron Von Count

Baron Von Count {1}{B}{R}

Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count enters the battlefield with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
3/3
Better Than One

Better Than One {G}{W}

Sorcery
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Cramped Bunker

Cramped Bunker {4}{R}{G}

Enchantment
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph {2}{G}{W}

Legendary Creature
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your control, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
4/4
The Grand Calcutron

The Grand Calcutron {W}{U}

Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can only play the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
Grusilda, Monster Masher

Grusilda, Monster Masher {3}{B}{R}

Legendary Creature - Zombie Villain
Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.
{3}{B}{R}, {T}: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)
4/4
Hot Fix

Hot Fix {4}{W}{U}

Sorcery
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
It's not a carpet moth, it's a feature.
Ol' Buzzbark

Ol' Buzzbark {X}{R}{G}

Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
3/3
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.

Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. {1}{U}{B}

Legendary Creature - Human Spy
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
{2}{U}{B}: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
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2/3