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Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.

Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Dual Doomsuits, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.

Whenever you crank Duplication Device, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Whenever you crank Faerie Aerie, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you crank Genetic Recombinator, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Gift Horse, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

Whenever you crank Goblin Slingshot, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Guest List, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.

Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Inflation Station, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Insufferable Syphon, target player discards a card.

Whenever you crank Jamming Device, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Lackey Recycler, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Whenever you crank Mandatory Friendship Shackles, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Neural Network, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Oaken Power Suit, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Optical Optimizer, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: Draw a card."

Whenever you crank Pet Project, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.