Unhinged

Unhinged contains 145 cards.
It is part of Unsets block.
Released: 2004-11-20
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Atinlay Igpay {5}{w}

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3/3
AWOL

AWOL {2}{w}

Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Bosom Buddy

Bosom Buddy {3}{w}

Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
"Step 1: I believe in a power and toughness greater than myself . . . ."
1/4
Cardpecker

Cardpecker {1}{w}

Creature - Bird
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
1½/1
Cheap Ass

Cheap Ass {1}{w}

Creature - Donkey Townsfolk
Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.
And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain.
1/3½
Circle of Protection: Art

Circle of Protection: Art {1}{w}

Enchantment
As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
{1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
{1}{W}: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.
Collector Protector

Collector Protector {3}{w}{w}

Creature - Human Gamer
{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
"Here—have a Mudhole."
2/5
Drawn Together

Drawn Together {2}{w}{w}

Enchantment
As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
"My Pete Venters theme deck is nearly complete. Then I shall be unstoppable Bwahahahaaa"
—Pete Venters
Emcee

Emcee {2}{w}

Creature - Human Rogue
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
The ogre appealed the match loss and got it downgraded to a warning.
0/1
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) {2}{w}

Instant
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.
Synonyms for "erase" we haven't used: ablate, abrade, chafe, fray, frazzle, scuff, and scrub.
Fascist Art Director

Fascist Art Director {1}{w}{w}

Creature - Human Horror
{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford,
After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.
2/2
First Come, First Served

First Come, First Served {1}{w}

Enchantment
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.
The Yotian soldiers hoped that one day R&D would make an artifact creature whose name starts with Z. And in their dreams, it's a 4/1.
Frankie Peanuts

Frankie Peanuts {2}{w}{w}

Legendary Creature - Elephant Rogue
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Don't cross him or you'll end up sleeping with the merfolk.
2/3
Head to Head

Head to Head {w}

Instant
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that his or she answers truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
Ladies' Knight

Ladies' Knight {3}{w}

Creature - Human Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
"I said ‘Put him in a core set, not a corset'"
—Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
2/2
Little Girl

Little Girl {hw}

Creature - Human Child
In the future, she may be a distinguished leader, a great scholar, or a decorated hero. These days all she does is pee the bed.
½/½
Look at Me, I'm R&D

Look at Me, I'm R&D {2}{w}

Enchantment
As Look at Me, I'm R&D enters the battlefield, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Man of Measure

Man of Measure {1}{w}{w}

Creature - Human Knight
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
You need to be this tall to play this card.
2/2
Save Life

Save Life {w}

Instant
Choose one —
• Target player gains 2½ life.
• Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.
Who consistently managed to win.
Standing Army

Standing Army {2}{w}{w}

Creature - Human Soldier
As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance.
They're the chair-men of the bored.
2/4
Staying Power

Staying Power {2}{w}

Enchantment
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of goblins that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.
Wordmail

Wordmail {w}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
"Suck on it, Stangg"
—Sol'kanar the Swamp King
_____

_____ {1}{u}

Creature - Shapeshifter
{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate this ability anywhere, anytime.
{1}: This card's flavor text becomes the flavor text of your choice. (This ability doesn't work because it's flavor text, not rules text (but neither does this reminder text, so you figure it out).)
1/1
Ambiguity

Ambiguity {2}{u}{u}

Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
Artful Looter

Artful Looter {2}{u}

Creature - Human Wizard
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
PRICELESS PIC PILFERED
Painting Found Abandoned in Graveyard
Merfolk Decry Wizards' Treatment
1/2