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First strike, haste
Discard a card at random: Hell-Bent Raider gains protection from white until end of turn.

Kamahl's Sledge deals 4 damage to target creature.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead Kamahl's Sledge deals 4 damage to that creature and 4 damage to that creature's controller.

When Longhorn Firebeast enters the battlefield, any opponent may have it deal 5 damage to them. If a player does, sacrifice Longhorn Firebeast.

The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn can't be countered.
Draw a card.

Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Pardic Arsonist has "When Pardic Arsonist enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to any target."

First strike
{B}: Pardic Collaborator gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Discard a card at random: Pardic Lancer gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

When Petradon enters the battlefield, exile two target lands.
When Petradon leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control.
{R}: Petradon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

When Petravark enters the battlefield, exile target land.
When Petravark leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Defender
Whenever you discard a card, you may sacrifice Pitchstone Wall. If you do, return the discarded card from your graveyard to your hand.

First strike
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Possessed Barbarian gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target red creature."

{1}{R}, Discard a card at random: Pyromania deals 1 damage to any target.
{1}{R}, Sacrifice Pyromania: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Choose target instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single permanent or player. Copy that spell for each other permanent or player the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those permanents and players.

Target player discards two cards at random unless that player has Skullscorch deal 4 damage to them.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card at random.
Sonic Seizure deals 3 damage to any target.

Untap target creature with power less than the number of cards in your graveyard and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Violent Eruption deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.
Madness {1}{R}{R}

Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
Flashback—{1}{G}, Pay 3 life.

Protection from black
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Anurid Scavenger unless you put a card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Trample
Madness {2}{G}

{1}{G}: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0}

Haste
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Centaur Chieftain has "When Centaur Chieftain enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn."

Trample
{G}, Discard a card: Regenerate Centaur Veteran.

Target player shuffles up to four target cards from their graveyard into their library.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.