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At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white and black Vampire creature token with lifelink and put a bloodline counter on Edgar Markov's Coffin. Then if there are three or more bloodline counters on it, remove those counters and transform it.

Target player sacrifices an attacking creature of their choice.
Storm

When this artifact enters, search your library for five cards, exile them in a face-down pile, and shuffle that pile. Then shuffle your library.
{2}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, instead put the top card of the exiled pile into its owner's hand.

Deathtouch
At the beginning of your end step, investigate for each opponent who lost life this turn.
Whenever a Clue you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Flying

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value X or less.

Electrostatic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. You get a one-time boon with "When you cast an instant or sorcery spell, exile the top three cards of your library. You may play one of those cards until end of turn."

Deathtouch, haste
{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. If the discarded card was a creature card, amass Orcs 1.

Choose one or both —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target nonbasic land.

When this creature enters, target creature loses its name.
Creatures you control have protection from creatures with no names.

Vigilance
{T}: Spells you cast this turn that are white and/or blue cost {X} less to cast, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchant creature you control
Whenever enchanted creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may have it assign no combat damage this turn. If you do, defending player discards a card at random.

This land enters tapped.

Whenever a creature token you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Embalm {3}{W}

Haste
Whenever one or more creatures you control become blocked, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice two artifacts: Draft a card from Big Spender's spellbook.

During your turn, this creature has lifelink.

When this creature enters, detain target creature an opponent controls.

Jovial Evil deals X damage to target opponent, where X is twice the number of white creatures that player controls.

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.

Swampwalk

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or tapped creature. Then if you control an artifact and an enchantment, create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance.

When you encounter Time Distortion, reverse the game's turn order.

Whenever a creature you control attacks, you get {E}.
{T}, Pay six {E}: Create a 6/12 colorless Construct artifact creature token with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.