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Diminished Returner enters tapped.
{B}{B}: Diminished Returner perpetually gets -1/-1, then return it to the battlefield. Activate only if Diminished Returner is in your graveyard and its toughness is 2 or greater.

Whenever this creature attacks, if you control eight or more lands, creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.

This artifact enters tapped.
{7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

This creature gets +3/+2 as long as there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Flying
When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

This creature enters with your choice of a deathtouch counter or a lifelink counter on it.

Discard any number of cards. Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3} for each card discarded this way.

Casualty 2
Each opponent exiles the top card of their library. You may cast spells from among those cards this turn. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to that spell's mana value rather than pay its mana cost.

First strike
When this creature enters, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then this creature deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.

Kicker {2}{B}
Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Flying, haste
Whenever Xira attacks, put an egg counter on another target creature without an egg counter on it. When that creature dies, if it has an egg counter on it, draw a card and create a 1/1 black Insect creature token with flying.

This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Swamp.
{2}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Islandwalk
{1}{W}: Target Merfolk you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Defender
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn and can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Reach, deathtouch
Fateful Bite — {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a Spider Hero card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Ninjutsu {1}{U}{B}
During your turn, as long as Kaito has one or more loyalty counters on him, he's a 3/4 Ninja creature and has hexproof.
[+1]: You get an emblem with "Ninjas you control get +1/+1."
[0]: Surveil 2. Then draw a card for each opponent who lost life this turn.
[–2]: Tap target creature. Put two stun counters on it.

Lifelink
As long as you have 30 or more life, this creature gets +5/+5 and has flying.

When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens equal to your devotion to black.

You gain life equal to target creature's power.

{4}{G}: Double this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

Enchant creature or planeswalker
Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Flying, trample
This creature gets +1/+1 for each card in your hand.

{1}{B}, Discard a card: Regenerate this creature.

Chroma — Umbra Stalker's power and toughness are each equal to the number of black mana symbols in the mana costs of cards in your graveyard.

Barad-dûr enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature.
{T}: Add {B}.
{X}{X}{B}, {T}: Amass Orcs X. Activate only if a creature died this turn.