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Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Menace
Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

When this creature enters, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

Servos and Thopters you control get +1/+1.
{3}{W}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.

You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash.
Whenever Najal attacks, you may pay {2}. If you do, when you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Whenever you discard one or more cards, this creature deals that much damage to each opponent.
Cycling {1}{R}
When you cycle this card, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

At the beginning of each combat, creatures you control gain banding until end of turn if a creature you control has banding. The same is true for changeling, devoid, fear, flanking, horsemanship, ingest, intimidate, landwalk, shroud, tantrum, wither, and the activated ability "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

Defender
{1}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Rogue Trader — Whenever Neyam Shai Murad deals combat damage to a player, you may have that player return target permanent card from their graveyard to their hand. If you do, that player chooses a permanent card in your graveyard, then you put it onto the battlefield under your control.

Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, that source's controller gains control of this creature.

Start your engines!
Max speed — {T}: Add {R}{R}.

When this Equipment enters, if it was cast from your graveyard, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has flying and haste.
Equip {2}
Mayhem {2}

Draw two cards. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you do, Hypothesizzle deals 4 damage to target creature.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

This creature can't be blocked by Eldrazi Scions.

First strike
{2}: This creature loses first strike until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike.
Umbra armor

Flying, lifelink
Creature spells you cast have convoke.
At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Eirdu.

At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get {TK} or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Jaws of Stone deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of targets, where X is the number of Mountains you control as you cast this spell.

Draw two cards.
Awaken 4—{5}{U}

Enchant black creature
Enchanted creature has "Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life."
When enchanted creature dies, its controller loses 2 life.

Replicate {1}
Counter target triggered ability or colorless spell.

The Watcher in the Water enters tapped with nine stun counters on it.
Whenever you draw a card during an opponent's turn, create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
Whenever a Tentacle you control dies, untap up to one target Kraken and put a stun counter on up to one target nonland permanent.