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Trample, myriad
As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +X/+0, where X is the number of lands defending player controls.

At the beginning of the game, choose a creature type. Creatures you control, creature spells you control, and creature cards you own in any zone other than the battlefield or the stack have the chosen type in addition to their other types.

{5}, {T}, Exile this artifact: The next time you would draw a card this turn, instead put a card you own from outside the game into your hand.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.
{1}: Until your next turn, Volrath becomes a copy of target creature with a counter on it, except it's 7/5 and it has this ability.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.

Enchant artifact or creature
When this Aura enters, if enchanted permanent is a creature with the greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+1.

Create a 4/4 white and blue Sphinx creature token with flying and vigilance.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{U}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/1 blue and red Elemental creature with "During your turn, this creature has first strike." It's still a land.
Whenever this land attacks, scry 1.

Whenever you roll one or more dice, create a 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature token with flying.

You may have The Misty Stepper enter as a copy of a creature you control, except its name is The Misty Stepper and it has its other abilities.
The Misty Stepper can't be blocked.
Spells you cast have split second. (As long as that spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)

Infect
When this creature enters, each player gets a poison counter.

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{G}.

Islandwalk
{1}, {T}: Tap target land.

Destroy target creature if it's white. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Still Point in Time — All spells have split second.
Whenever chaos ensues, Lake Silencio deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Whenever you cast a historic spell, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature enters, create a Blood token.
{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Untap all creatures you control.
Draw a card.

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Proliferate.

{2}{W}: Target player gains 1 life.
{2}{B}: Each player loses 1 life.

When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, target opponent discards two cards.
Enchanted creature has lifelink.

Flash
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target Knight you control.
Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has vigilance.
Equip {3}

Counter target spell. You gain 3 life.