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{R}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target land.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
{G}: Regenerate this creature.

First strike; reach

Rage — Whenever Gau attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
At the beginning of each end step, if a card left your graveyard this turn, Gau deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, discard a card, then heist target opponent's library.
Warp {B/R}

Affinity for artifacts

Flying, first strike, lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons

When this creature enters, gain control of target permanent.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more permanents you don't own, draw three cards.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, instead prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.

Flash
When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Menace

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {3}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 10/10

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses a creature you don't control and puts it on top of its owner's library, then repeats this process for an artifact, an enchantment, and a land. Then the owner of each permanent chosen this way shuffles.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes untapped, put two +1/+1 counters on it, then you gain 2 life and draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Whenever a creature you control dies, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

All creatures able to block this creature do so.
When this creature dies, draw three cards.

Menace
When this creature enters, create a Blood token.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice a Blood token. If you do, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

{0}: Attach target Equipment you control to this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Vigilance, haste

Exploit
When this creature exploits a creature, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying, vigilance
When this creature dies, target creature you control explores.

Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your first main phase, add {B} for each charge counter on this enchantment.

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 4 or greater.

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Scry 3.

Morph {5}