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Target creature becomes black and gains fear until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Vigilance
Whenever Wylie Duke becomes tapped, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Creatures you control gain reach until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls."
If Clever Distraction would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Other Zombie creatures have swampwalk.
Other Zombies have "{B}: Regenerate this permanent."

Vigilance, reach, deathtouch

Flash
This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature.
When this enchantment enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

You may have The Cosplayzer enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "The first time each turn an ability of this creature is activated or triggered, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy" and the first letter of its name is Z. (This is both stylish AND makes it a different name for the legend rule!)

As long as this creature has three or more counters on it, it has flying and vigilance.
Tap three untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Scry 1. Activate only as a sorcery.

As this enchantment enters, choose a color.
{W}: The next time a source of your choice of the chosen color would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Gift an extra turn
Create four 2/2 blue Bird creature tokens with flying. If the gift was promised, all permanents you control phase out, and until your next turn, your life total can't change and you gain protection from everything.
Exile Perch Protection.

Whenever you draw a card, you may have target player mill a card.

{T}: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
{4}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -6/-6 until end of turn.

This creature can't attack if defending player controls an untapped creature with power 2 or less.

Choose one —
• Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each creature.
• Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each player.

Whenever you cast a spell, add {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Creatures you control can boast twice during each of your turns rather than once.

Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries.

{G}: Regenerate another target Elf.
{2}{G}{G}{G}: Elf creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.

Vigilance
Nightbound

When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order.
Cycling {U/B}

Black creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.

This land enters tapped.
Exalted
{T}: Add {C}.

Trample
{3}{G}: This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of snow permanents you control.

{3}, {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: This artifact deals damage equal to the tapped creature's power to target attacking or blocking creature with flying.