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{T}, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

When this creature enters, untap target creature.

Whenever a creature you control enters, you get {E}.
{4}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
{U}, Sacrifice an Island: Target land an opponent controls becomes an Island until end of turn.
When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.

Flying, vigilance, haste
Whenever Aurelia attacks for the first time each turn, untap all creatures you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

You can't cast Jace Reawakened during your first, second, or third turns of the game.
[+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card.
[+1]: You may exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your hand. If you do, it becomes plotted.
[–6]: Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you gain 1 life.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. You may attach an Equipment you control to that creature. If you do, unattach it at the beginning of the next end step.

When a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, flip this creature.

Destroy target land. Into the Maw of Hell deals 13 damage to target creature.

Equipped creature gets +4/+2.
Whenever equipped creature dies, if it was a Human, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Equip {3}

Flying
Unearth {2}{U}

Slurrk enters with five +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Slurrk or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that has a +1/+1 counter on it.
Partner

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}. This land doesn't untap during your next untap step.

{2}: Add one mana of any color.
{6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target creature or enchantment.

Cleave {4}{U}{U}{R}
Take an extra turn after this one. During that turn, damage can't be prevented. [At the beginning of that turn's end step, you lose the game.]
Exile Alchemist's Gambit.

Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.

When this creature deals combat damage, return it to its owner's hand.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Whenever this creature or another Goblin dies, you may pay {2}{R}. If you do, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a Goblin permanent card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.

{2}{G}: Regenerate this creature.

For each opponent, gain control of target permanent that player controls.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.

This artifact enters tapped.
{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: X target creatures with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.