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This land enters tapped.

Ninjutsu {2}{B}
Whenever Nashi, Moon Sage's Scion deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of each player's library. Until end of turn, you may play one of those cards. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

Reach
This creature can block an additional seven creatures each combat.

Enchant creature or Vehicle
As long as enchanted permanent is a Vehicle, it's a creature in addition to its other types.
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has first strike.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.

Kicker {1}{W}
Lifelink
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target nonland permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

Destroy all enchantments.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead destroy all enchantments, then return all cards in your graveyard destroyed this way to the battlefield.

You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to it this turn.

Destroy target tapped creature.

Flying, vigilance
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy another target artifact. Activate only as a sorcery.

Defender
{3}{B}, {T}: Target opponent loses 2 life, then reveals a card at random from their hand.

When this creature enters, for each {U}{U} spent to cast it, draw a card.
When this creature enters, for each {B}{B} spent to cast it, each opponent discards a card.
When this creature enters, for each {R}{R} spent to cast it, it gets +1/+0 and gains trample and haste until end of turn.

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

When Rosie Cotton enters, create a Food token.
Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.

Counter target spell. If that spell's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate.

Trample
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of your library. You may play a land from the top of your library or cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the damage dealt from the top of your library without paying its mana cost. If you don't, put that card into your hand.
Blitz {2}{B}{R}{G}

Counter target spell that targets you or a permanent you control.
Draw a card.

This land enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature.
{T}: Add {G}. When you next cast a Bird creature spell this turn, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
{2}{G}{G}, {T}: Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards.
Return X target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top seven cards of that player's library, then put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield under your control.

Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 colorless Sand creature token for each land you control.

Create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token. If a creature died this turn, you gain 2 life, surveil 2, then investigate.