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This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
{1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Whenever one or more nontoken Vampires you control attack, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
{T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target artifact creature this turn.

Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Flashback {5}{B}

{T}: Target attacking creature has base power 0 until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has reach.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.
Equip {2}{R}

Each player draws two cards.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{4}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery.

Collect evidence 6: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among cards exiled with it. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.
Crew 2

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If that permanent was blue or black, draw a card.

Web-slinging {1}{G}{W}
Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains flying until end of turn.

You draw cards from the bottom of your library instead of the top of your library.

Command Section — When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have.
Bring it Down! — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a soul counter on this land. Then if there are three or more soul counters on it, remove those counters, transform it, then untap it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate only during your upkeep.

Typhoon deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of Islands that player controls.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a colorless creature card from your hand.
Exile each creature and planeswalker with mana value less than the revealed card's mana value.

Exile target artifact.

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to blue and black is less than seven, Phenax isn't a creature.
Creatures you control have "{T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is this creature's toughness."

Deathtouch
Morph—Reveal a black card in your hand.
When this creature is turned face up, target player loses 2 life.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, each of its controller's opponents draws a card and gains 2 life.

Toxic 2
Whenever a creature you control with toxic deals combat damage to a player, that player gets an additional poison counter.
{1}{B}{G}: Target creature you control with toxic gains deathtouch until end of turn.

When this enchantment enters, incubate 4.
Whenever a permanent you control transforms or a permanent you control enters transformed, you may draw a card. Do this only once each turn.

Whenever Jedit Ojanen or another legendary creature you control enters, you may pay {G}. If you do, create a 2/2 green Cat Warrior creature token with forestwalk.