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{1}{G}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Sacrifice two Saprolings: You gain 2 life and draw a card.

Target player mills four cards.

Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it was a token, draw a card.

Flash
Deathtouch

Artifacts you control have hexproof.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control the artifact with the greatest mana value or tied for the greatest mana value, draw a card.

Return up to one target instant card and up to one target sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand, then discard a card. Exile Shreds of Sanity.

Destroy two target nonblack creatures. You lose 5 life.

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card. If you control an Angel, you gain 5 life.

Destroy target creature with power 3 or greater. Scry 1.

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have this creature become the color or colors of your choice.

{1}{G}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
{1}{G}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

When Bumi enters, choose up to X, where X is the number of Lesson cards in your graveyard —
• Put three +1/+1 counters on Bumi.
• Target player scries 3.
• Earthbend 3.

{T}: Add {W}.
{W}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target legendary creature this turn.

Blocking creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sacrifice an artifact: Regenerate this creature.

Flash
Pheromone Trail — When this creature enters, if a creature entered the battlefield under an opponent's control this turn, create a 3/3 green Tyranid Warrior creature token with trample.

Trample
When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Ultimate Magic: Meteor deals 7 damage to each creature. If this spell was cast from exile, for each opponent, choose an artifact or land that player controls. Destroy the chosen permanents.
Foretell {5}{R}

{3}{R}: Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creatures you control gain reach until end of turn.

Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, exile the top card of your library. During any turn you attacked with three or more creatures, you may play that card.

Whenever an opponent is dealt 3 or more damage by a single source, that player discards a card.

Reveal the top card of target opponent's library. If it's a land, you gain 1 life. Then that player shuffles.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.