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Equipped creature has menace, deathtouch, annihilator 1, and "Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent, put that card onto the battlefield under your control unless that player pays 3 life."
Equip {3}

Flying
Pay 1 life: Regenerate this creature.

This land enters tapped.
Cycling {3}

{1}{G}: Adapt 2.
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Shadowstorm deals 2 damage to each creature with shadow.

Flying
Players play with their hands revealed.

At the beginning of your upkeep, secretly choose a number between 1 and 5 that hasn't been chosen. If you do, an opponent guesses which number you chose, then you reveal the number you chose. If they guessed wrong, they lose life equal to the number they guessed and you draw a card. If they guessed right, sacrifice this enchantment.

Vigilance
As an additional cost to cast white permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {W} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of white mana you pay.
Whenever you cast a white permanent spell, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Paradox — Draw a card for each spell you've cast this turn from anywhere other than your hand.
Foretell {1}{U}

Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bhaal has indestructible.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and goad it.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, you may pay {W}. If you do, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
{1}{W}, Sacrifice a Spirit: Target non-Spirit creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Vigilance
Hydra spells you cast cost {4} less to cast.
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell, Gargos fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Draw four cards. You skip your next turn.

Choose any number of target players or planeswalkers. For each of them, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card, Kaboom! deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that player or planeswalker, then you put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

{7}{B}: Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Flying
When this creature enters, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a spell cast this way would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

You may exile two red cards from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/2 green Cat creature token.
{4}{G}{G}: Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Convoke
Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a feather counter on target creature. If you do, that creature has base power and toughness 3/1 and has flying for as long as it has a feather counter on it.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, target creature defending player controls gets -2/-0 and loses flying until your next turn.

{T}: Add {G}.

The Ring tempts you. Then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X land cards, where X is the number of legendary creatures you control. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, defending player may draw a card.