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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Cannot be the target of spells or effects. World Champion has power and toughness equal to the life total of target opponent.
{0}: Discard your hand to search your library for 1996 World Champion and reveal it to all players. Shuffle your library and put 1996 World Champion on top of it. Use this ability only at the beginning of your upkeep, and only if 1996 World Champion is in your library.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards.
Look at target opponent's hand and choose X cards from it. That player discards those cards.

Abandoned Outpost enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.
{T}, Sacrifice Abandoned Outpost: Add one mana of any color.

{W}, {T}: Abbey Matron gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
When Abduction enters the battlefield, untap enchanted creature.
You control enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Until end of turn, target player can't cast instant or sorcery spells, and that player can't activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
Draw a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a blue permanent.
Counter target spell.

Whenever Abomination blocks or becomes blocked by a green or white creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

Cumulative upkeep—Put a -1/-1 counter on Aboroth.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying.
Threshold — Enchanted creature has shroud as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

All creatures have protection from black.

All creatures have protection from red.

Haunt
When Absolver Thrull enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target enchantment.

Choose one —
• You gain 5 life.
• Prevent the next 5 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Entwine {2}

Flying
When Abyssal Horror enters the battlefield, target player discards two cards.

{B}, {T}: Tap target creature. Abyssal Hunter deals damage equal to Abyssal Hunter's power to that creature.

Whenever Abyssal Nightstalker attacks and isn't blocked, defending player discards a card.

Whenever an opponent discards a card, Abyssal Nocturnus gets +2/+2 and gains fear until end of turn.

When Academy Rector dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for an enchantment card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When Academy Researchers enters the battlefield, you may put an Aura card from your hand onto the battlefield attached to Academy Researchers.

Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the highest mana value among permanents you control.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card at random.
Acceptable Losses deals 5 damage to target creature.