437 cards found
"Ach! Hans, Run!"

"Ach! Hans, Run!" {2}{R}{R}{G}{G}

Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
  • Unhinged
"Rumors of My Death . . ."

"Rumors of My Death . . ." {2}{B}

Enchantment
{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.
By the fourth funeral, the mooks had gotten pretty good at them.
  • Unstable
AWOL

AWOL {2}{W}

Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
  • Unhinged
Adorable Kitten

Adorable Kitten {W}

Host Creature - Cat
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
1/1
  • Unstable
Aerial Toastmaster

Aerial Toastmaster {3}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Rigger
Flying
{3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
3/2
  • Unstable
Aesthetic Consultation

Aesthetic Consultation {B}

Instant
Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
  • Unhinged
Amateur Auteur

Amateur Auteur {1}{W}

Creature - Human
Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.
And thus at Maze's End
the runners end their strife.
Our saving grace, that hooded kid,
is now Guildpact for life.
—RAVNICA! The Musical
2/2
Ambiguity

Ambiguity {2}{U}{U}

Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
  • Unhinged
Angelic Rocket

Angelic Rocket {8}

Artifact Host Creature - Angel
Flying
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
4/4
  • Unstable
Animate Library

Animate Library {4}{U}{U}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.
Sometimes the books hit back.
  • Unstable
Artful Looter

Artful Looter {2}{U}

Creature - Human Wizard
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
PRICELESS PIC PILFERED
Painting Found Abandoned in Graveyard
Merfolk Decry Wizards' Treatment
1/2
  • Unhinged
As Luck Would Have It

As Luck Would Have It {G}

Enchantment
Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)
  • Unstable
Ashnod's Coupon

Ashnod's Coupon {0}

Artifact
{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase. Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or the DCI.
Ass Whuppin'

Ass Whuppin' {1}{W}{B}

Sorcery
Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Asses to ashes,
Donkeys to dust.
Assquatch

Assquatch {4}{R}

Creature - Donkey
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
3½/3½
  • Unhinged
Atinlay Igpay

Atinlay Igpay {5}{W}

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3/3
  • Unhinged
Avatar of Me

Avatar of Me {2}{U}{U}

Creature - Avatar
This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
*/*
  • Unhinged
B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O {1}{G}

Creature - Hound
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
There was a farmer, had a hound . . .
1/1
  • Unhinged
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)

B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}

Creature - The-Biggest-Baddest-Nastiest-Scariest-Creature-You'll-Ever-See
You must play both B.F.M. cards to put B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.
"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big"
-Arna Kennerd, skyknight
99/99
Card has other part: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster, Right Side)
  • Unglued
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster, Right Side)

B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster, Right Side) {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}

Creature - The-Biggest-Baddest-Nastiest-Scariest-Creature-You'll-Ever-See
You must play both B.F.M. cards to put B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.
"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big"
-Arna Kennerd, skyknight
99/99
Card has other part: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
  • Unglued
Bad Ass

Bad Ass {2}{B}{B}

Creature - Donkey Zombie
{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.
He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.
3½/1
  • Unhinged
Baron Von Count

Baron Von Count {1}{B}{R}

Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count enters the battlefield with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
3/3
  • Unstable
Beast in Show

Beast in Show {4}{G}{G}

Creature - Beast
Trample
"A stunning example of the breed! Flawless plating, ruthlessly efficient death stroke, and an excellent drool shimmer."
6/4
Better Than One

Better Than One {G}{W}

Sorcery
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
  • Unstable
Big Boa Constrictor

Big Boa Constrictor {3}{B}

Host Creature - Snake
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
1/2
  • Unstable