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"Imagine being scared of pixies. Just smoosh them under your boot!"
—Kerish, Urzan mechanist

"Sometimes Mowu is content to gnaw on a bone. Sometimes he wants the whole skeleton."
—Jiang Yanggu

"The prohibition of unnecessary tossing of the citizenry by giants shall also extend to spontaneous giants."
—Isperia's Edict, provision VII.789.2

"The prohibition of unnecessary tossing of the citizenry by giants shall also extend to spontaneous giants."
—Isperia's Edict, provision VII.789.2

"The prohibition of unnecessary tossing of the citizenry by giants shall also extend to spontaneous giants."
—Isperia's Edict, provision VII.789.2

"Only the most effective tactics stand the test of time."
—Gamelen, Citanul elder