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Whenever you commit a crime, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Sacrifice three Treasures: Create a 4/4 red Scorpion Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever an opponent casts or copies an instant or sorcery spell, they lose 1 life.

Prowess
Mage-Ring Bully attacks each combat if able.

Mage-Ring Responder doesn't untap during your untap step.
{7}: Untap Mage-Ring Responder.
Whenever Mage-Ring Responder attacks, it deals 7 damage to target creature defending player controls.

When Maggot Carrier enters the battlefield, each player loses 1 life.

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

When Magmatic Galleon enters the battlefield, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control are dealt excess noncombat damage, create a Treasure token.
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Reach

Flying
Unearthly Power — Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each creature token you control.
Blade of Magnus — Whenever Magnus the Red deals combat damage to a player, create a 3/3 red Spawn creature token.

{4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Balance: Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.

Magus of the Disk enters the battlefield tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

{3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Magus of the Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.

At the beginning of each player's precombat main phase, that player adds {G}{G}.

{1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Wheel: Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

{2}{B}, {T}, Exile Magus of the Will: Until end of turn, you may play lands and cast spells from your graveyard. If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile that card instead.

At the beginning of your end step, create a Treasure token for each creature that died this turn.

Flying

When Mairsil, the Pretender enters the battlefield, you may exile an artifact or creature card from your hand or graveyard and put a cage counter on it.
Mairsil, the Pretender has all activated abilities of all cards you own in exile with cage counters on them. You may activate each of those abilities only once each turn.

Flying

Rally — Whenever Makindi Patrol or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Defender
Whenever Makindi Shieldmate or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Makindi Shieldmate.

Flying
{W}{W}{W}: Regenerate Malach of the Dawn.

Whenever Malamet Brawler attacks, target attacking creature gains trample until end of turn.

Flying, haste
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.

{2}, Sacrifice an artifact or another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Malevolent Noble.