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As this creature enters, roll X six-sided dice. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample

Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.

When you cast this spell, you gain half X life and draw half X cards. Round down each time.
Flying, trample
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Target player discards two cards at random.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Draw two cards. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you do, Hypothesizzle deals 4 damage to target creature.

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.

Whenever a player draws their second card each turn, that player exiles the top card of their library.
During each player's turn, that player may cast a spell from among the cards they don't own exiled with Ian Malcolm, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.

This creature enters with a javelin counter on it.
{T}, Remove a javelin counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Banding

{1}, {T}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

This land enters tapped.
You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this land is tapped, put a storage counter on it.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {W} for each storage counter removed this way.

Create four 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.

Tap target permanent.
Draw a card.

You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step.
{T}: Tap target creature without flying that's attacking you. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as this land remains tapped.

Destroy target land.

Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, draw a card.
This creature has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
You may play lands from your graveyard.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, mill a card.

Planeswalkers you control have "[0]: Proliferate" and "[–12]: Take an extra turn after this one."
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, choose a counter on target permanent. Put an additional counter of that kind on that permanent.

Flying, vigilance
When Icingdeath, Frost Tyrant dies, create Icingdeath, Frost Tongue, a legendary white Equipment artifact token with "Equipped creature gets +2/+0," "Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls," and equip {2}.

{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

I — Lunge — Ifrit fights up to one other target creature.
II, III — Brimstone — Add {R}{R}{R}{R}. If Ifrit has three or more lore counters on it, exile it, then return it to the battlefield.

Exalted
{T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.