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Choose one. If you control a nonland permanent you don't own as you cast this spell, you may choose two instead.
• Heist target opponent's library.
• Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
• Counter target noncreature spell.

Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd mana values and land cards.
If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

This creature enters with two oil counters on it.
Remove an oil counter from this creature: Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, it deals damage equal to your commander's mana value to each noncommander creature your opponents control.

Infect
You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

{T}: Add {R}.
Channel — {3}{R}, Discard this card: Create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target enchantment.
Evoke {W}

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a unity counter on this enchantment.
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each unity counter on this enchantment.

Create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.

Flying
When this creature enters, you skip your next turn.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, you take an extra turn after this one.

Defender
{R}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, you gain 1 life.
{W}{B}, Pay 1 life: Each opponent loses 1 life.

Until end of turn, creatures you control gain protection from white if you control a Plains, from blue if you control an Island, from black if you control a Swamp, from red if you control a Mountain, and from green if you control a Forest.

Level up {2}{W}
LEVEL 1-4
1/4
If a source would deal damage to you or a creature you control, prevent 1 of that damage.
LEVEL 5+
2/5
If a source would deal damage to you or a creature you control, prevent 2 of that damage.

Haste
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature token.

Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature, instant, and sorcery cards in your graveyard.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Whenever a legendary creature you control with mana value 4 or greater enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens.

Flying, vigilance
When this creature enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Ajani, Inspiring Leader, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Flying
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand.

Kicker {1}{R}
Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. If this spell was kicked, Agonizing Demise deals damage equal to that creature's power to the creature's controller.