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Whenever an Employee enters under your control, put a loyalty counter on Deb Thomas.
[+1]: Create a 1/1 red Employee creature token.
[–X]: Employees and Dogs you control get +X/+0 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.

Trample
When this Vehicle enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
Crew 2

At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Flying, trample
Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Flash
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Untap target permanent you control.
• Tap target permanent an opponent controls.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, reveal the top card of your library. If a creature card is revealed this way, you may have creatures you control other than this creature become copies of that card until end of turn. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.

Change the text of each sorcery spell and sorcery card not on the stack by replacing "sorcery" with "instant."
Whenever chaos ensues, choose two target players. Each of them searches their library for a card, then shuffles and puts that card on top.

Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land.

Emerge {6}{G}{G}{G}
When you cast this spell, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Trample, haste

Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.

Choose one —
• Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
• Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Exile target creature and all other creatures its controller controls with the same name as that creature. That player investigates for each nontoken creature exiled this way.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Revolt — If a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you gain 3 life.

Exile all artifacts, creatures, and lands from the battlefield, all cards from all graveyards, and all cards from all hands.
Cycling {5}{R}{R}
When you cycle this card, destroy all lands.

Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying.
Cycling {2}{W}
When you cycle this card, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way.
Cycling {3}{B}{B}
When you cycle this card, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is that spell's mana value.
{3}{U}: Target creature token can't be blocked this turn.

Target player draws two cards.
Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.

Vanishing 3
When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/4, has defender, loses all other abilities, and is a blue Wall in addition to its other colors and types.

Flash
Mold Earth — Whenever one or more lands enter under an opponent's control without being played, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Do this only once each turn.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Flashback {4}{G}

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn by attacking creatures.